**funny things overheard at work thread**

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Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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"That columbian coffee...........it's the bomb!"

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  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
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    "I like my coffee like I like my men, Dark and Rich"
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
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    "We respect the opinions of all of our employees!"
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    "We respect the opinions of all of our employees!"
    always good for a giglge
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    Susan: " I went out to lunch with Mike and got rear-ended".
  • mowrites
    mowrites Posts: 24 Member
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    "Be nice to your children they pick your nursing home"
  • Leannek74
    Leannek74 Posts: 374 Member
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    'I have to slap my meat to get the ice off it.'

    (someone eating lunch on a really cold winter day at a camp in Northern Alberta)
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 871 Member
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    "I need someone to wipe my butt".... oh wait... that was my (then) 3yr old .... I have a home office that I work from now so no driving to the office.....
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
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    "don't shove it in like that or you will break it"


    (they were talking about putting toner in the copier)
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
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    uhhh uhhh i i i i iiiiii iii errrrr uuuuuhhhhh ya ya yaya huh wut

    i swer the guy next to me cannot complete a sentence to save his life!!
  • Loko_Ino
    Loko_Ino Posts: 544 Member
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    "colon hydrotherapy is 1/2 off today on Groupon"
  • Pidders89
    Pidders89 Posts: 1,169 Member
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    "i got bobby's name tattooed on my a**" One of the office a**holes talking about his holiday with his best mate bobby
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    BB: " I have some lockboxes that I have never used and do not want."

    Me: "Ok, you can try selling them to another agent..."

    BB: "I didn't buy your lockboxes, 6 years ago you just handed them to me and told me to take them..."

    Me: " I was in high school 6 years ago, and we have never given those away, they cost $100 a piece..."


    ^ Typical conversation I have with a member of our association on a daily basis...
  • aimeeturner
    aimeeturner Posts: 225 Member
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    This lady that works in the cubicle next to mine complains about various body parts hurting ALL DAY LONG EVERY DAY!!!! She says "Ow, that hurts!" at least 1,000 times a day. She smokes and eats VERY BADLY and I don't think she has ever worked out a day in her life. When she isn't talking about something that is hurting, she is talking like a baby. She is in her mid-50's. AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
  • wey1983
    wey1983 Posts: 109
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    I sit next to our Employee Relations manager, so my answers are endless!

    Here is today's quote of the day "did you follow up on the guy with the penis on the grill t-shirt?'

    Ohhhhh yea!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    "you know what's good for that? p0rn."

    i kid you not. i love the developers.
  • m2purple
    m2purple Posts: 38
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    "It's like writing an email, but only you use paper!"

    I worked in a stationary store and the customer I was ringing up told this to me.....
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    all time favorite
    a month ago I call and ask for a client


    and get the response "Oh, he's dead"
  • PZlady
    PZlady Posts: 137 Member
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    "I'm having Cheetos for dinner."
    "What are your children having??"
    "Leftover Cheetos."
  • Lunachic77
    Lunachic77 Posts: 434 Member
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    This was on Wednesday..

    Coworker: "Where the hell is the bagel guy? He's late and I'm starving"

    Other Coworker: "Oh, you didn't hear? The bagel cart got tumped over in front of the mens restroom...so no bagels today. But i did hear that they may sell them 75% off the normal price"

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