Lose 10 lbs in 1 Day!!

A severely obese man, upon the advise of his physician, goes into a revolutionary quick weight loss center. Guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in 1 day!

"First time?" asks the receptionist. "We'll start you out on the 10 pound program."

She takes him into a room and departs, locking the door behind her. In the middle of the room is another beautiful woman standing in see-through lingerie. She walks over to the obese man and whispers in his ear...

"IF YOU CATCH ME, YOU CAN FU$K ME"

He chases the attractive woman around the room for an hour or so until catching her and doesn't come out for another hour or so. When he finally gets home and weighs himself, he's lost twelve pounds.

Of course, he loves this place. He quickly returns the next day with his fifty bucks handy. "I'll do the 10 pound program again please." She takes him to another room and locks him in just as before. In the middle of the room is a 400 pound gorilla with a sign on him:

"IF I CATCH YOU... I WILL F$CK YOU!!"

Have a wonderful Friday everyone!