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Friday Jokes again 2

BIG_Lew
BIG_Lew Posts: 513 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Why did the chicken cross the road.......because he was bored. PG13 version, Lmao!! :bigsmile: :devil: :devil: :bigsmile:

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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    how do you make time fly?









    throw a clock out a window



    oh wait im not going to offend clock enthusiasts now am I?
  • BIG_Lew
    BIG_Lew Posts: 513 Member
    how do you make time fly?









    throw a clock out a window



    oh wait im not going to offend clock enthusiasts now am I?
    Lmfao
  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
    Not a joke if going by format, but fun regardless...

    I like my men like I like my coffee:




    ground up and in the freezer ;)
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    How do you make a Kleenex dance?

    Blow a little boogie in it.
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
    Not a joke if going by format, but fun regardless...

    I like my men like I like my coffee:




    ground up and in the freezer ;)


    bahahaha.....that really did make me laugh:laugh:
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    Okay - here's a dirty one:

    How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a Nudist Camp?


    Look for the guy with sesame seeds on his buns.
  • audram420
    audram420 Posts: 838 Member
    Why are they called "hemorrhoids"?

    They should be called "asteroids"
  • kportelli70
    kportelli70 Posts: 67
    Hahahahahahaha I wrote this as my fb status. ;-)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    A man walked into a bar, ouch! :happy:
  • BIG_Lew
    BIG_Lew Posts: 513 Member
    Ok ok, here's a real dirty one.......a cow jumped in the mud. :wink: :wink: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :sad: :sad:
  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
    Not a joke if going by format, but fun regardless...

    I like my men like I like my coffee:




    ground up and in the freezer ;)

    bahahaha.....that really did make me laugh:laugh:

    Why are you laughing? I said it's not really a joke. But it IS fun :D

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  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
    (apparently no longer necessary)
  • traceybarbour
    traceybarbour Posts: 226 Member
    Ok I am doing a bad one!!!

    How can you tell which one of the Ms Potato head dolls is the prostitute?

    The one with the yellow sticker on that says "I Da Hoe"
  • Chika_2015
    Chika_2015 Posts: 357 Member
    I was checking to see if my joke was still there, but i guess it wasn't clean enough....

    Oh well... I tried HAHAHAHAH
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    I was checking to see if my joke was still there, but i guess it wasn't clean enough....

    Oh well... I tried HAHAHAHAH


    hahahaha, apparently mine was offensive as well! people around here are SO touchy about their veggies! SHEESH! lol
  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
    I was checking to see if my joke was still there, but i guess it wasn't clean enough....

    Oh well... I tried HAHAHAHAH


    hahahaha, apparently mine was offensive as well! people around here are SO touchy about their veggies! SHEESH! lol

    But shoving a person in a woodchipper isn't. Hm. I accept your challenge of wacky-boundary-laying and as a mother of a PDD-
    NOS child who was echolalic and didn't even speak on his own until 4, even >I< still chuckled at this one. So if you are unfamiliar with WTF "ASD", "echolalia", "stimming", "ChildFind" or "IEPs" are, you really have no business deciding if this is offensive:

    AutisticKidsRock.jpg
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