WARNING without MFP this could happen to you!
reneelee
Posts: 877 Member
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves..
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again……;
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX - This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone!
But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.
Always remember to Laugh!!
Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
P.P.S.. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes!
How do they do that????
You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves..
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again……;
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX - This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone!
But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.
Always remember to Laugh!!
Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
P.P.S.. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes!
How do they do that????
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WOW! I think they attack men as well. These thieves have the ability to time travel as well. I suddenly woke up 15 years past high school wearing one of those fat suits, I can't figure out how to take it off though.:flowerforyou:0
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Wth are you talking about?0
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Wth are you talking about?
You don't get satire, do you...
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But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
OMG I died XD0 -
That was too cute!0
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Wth are you talking about?
joke/jōk/
Noun: A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.0 -
haha great!0
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Absolute Perfection! :laugh:0
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Haha Wow! Thanks for putting such effort into your post. Very creative and humorous! I was chuckling the whole way through!0
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haahahaha cute!!!0
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OMGosh!!!! This is so funny!!! Do you mind if I "share" it?0
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Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!0
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I can't take credit for writting this topic a friend sent it to me in an email. Warning to lock your doors or this could happen to you. Made me laugh and wanted to share with my MFP family, glad you all found it funny as well.0
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OMG! I just about choked on the ice cubes I was crunching! That was simply BRILLIANT!!!0
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haha too funny :laugh: :laugh:0
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Couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for posting! :laugh: :flowerforyou:0
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Ok, you're my favorite today!
Please warn everyone - the thieves strike children, as well. I realized they had struck when I was about 6 years old.0 -
hilarious! thanks for sharing :flowerforyou:0
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You are awesome! Thanks for the laugh...........0
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Yep! Happened to me too lol^^0
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<< so chucklin.... lol0
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so funny! thanks for brightening my day!0
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bump0
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hahahah!!!! This made me laugh! Very Clever!~0
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Love it!0
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:laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh:0
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