Channel your inner Sappy McSaperson 😍

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  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    edited February 2021
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    Low standards
    Consistency
    Problem-solving
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Willing to blame others for most anything
    Tailgates without remorse or regret
    Dine & Dash Specialist
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,526 Member
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    I give foot massages
    I give back massages
    I'll massage whatever you want

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • lisamestiza2021
    lisamestiza2021 Posts: 239 Member
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    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    I can carry all the groceries bags in one trip.

    I'll hold your hair while you puke.

    I'll tell you every outfit you wear is the best one.

    where were you when i had my 6th floor walk up, drank like a fish and had an extensive wardrobe????
  • lisamestiza2021
    lisamestiza2021 Posts: 239 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Willing to blame others for most anything
    Tailgates without remorse or regret
    Dine & Dash Specialist

    unable to accept responsibilities

    doesn't have a driver's license anyway

    and makes me laugh on the daily <3
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,742 Member
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    supportive, reliable & enthusiastic
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Toes
    Hips
    Teeth
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    I get *kitten* done.

    I see the talents of others clearly.

    I find creative solutions when the ordinary ones have failed.

    I can manage, marshal the troops, get everyone working together for the good of the whole.

    I know a lot of folk songs.

    I separate the laundry into lights, whites, and darks. There is a special load for red socks.

    My read-aloud skills are stellar.
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
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    I cook real food
    I clean
    And I leave the garbage by the door so you can throw it out

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