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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She thinks bread is the creation of the devil. She refuses to enter a bakery and always makes a cross with her fingers when passing the bread aisle at the grocery store.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She hates candies
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Wears mac n cheese scented deodorant 😋
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝

    It hurts to laugh!🤣😅😂 The onion ring guy is my favorite!😍🤤

    She drools in her sleep, there’s puddles everywhere

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐮𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐛 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟. 😜
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐮𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐛 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟. 😜
    Omg! When I first read this I was on the treadmill, I was laughing so hard I missed a step and almost fell off!🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

    Her kids were so bad at Walmart today, she actually pulled a fly shatter off the shelf to spank them. And just as the fly swatter hit their little butts she remembered she doesn’t have kids.

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited April 2021
    The real reason she almost fell off her treadmill was that she built it using an old Bald Michelin instead of using a new Goodyear AT with Deep tread. ⚙️
    Now that's how you build a great treadmill my Dear! 👌
    You are Welcome! 😝😁😂
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    At the gym she makes loud sounds 😳🙉 (grunting, moaning and some squeals) like she’s lifting heavy weights but she’s not lifting any. 🏋️‍♀️💪🏽🦵🏽
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    She has a gym in her basement, uses it for fitstagram selfies only
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The only protein she ever eats are the earthworms she digs out of her vegetable garden which she says are her veggies for the day as well. 🐛🥦🥬🥔🥕🥒
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Buys cage free bleach and farm raised Ajax at Whole Foods
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Calls all her suitors whenever she drops anything on the floor because she's " Not strong enough" and needs a "Big strong Man"

    I'm on to you Sweetheart! 😉
  • tara_means_star
    tara_means_star Posts: 957 Member
    She's the creator of the bend and snap move
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She really is a star.. she's a famous actress in disguise searching the mfp forums for characters she can emulate in her next movie..
  • tara_means_star
    tara_means_star Posts: 957 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She really is a star.. she's a famous actress in disguise searching the mfp forums for characters she can emulate in her next movie..

    Lol that's awesome.

    She's a billionaire oil tycoon
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    Thanks to her, we can finally celebrate “Harassment day” the day where you can say and do whatever you want and you won’t get in trouble! Happy Harassment Day to all!👏🏽😄🎉🎉🎉🍰🎈#myhero
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She posts photos of other people’s food creations on Instagram! 😮
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was the person formerly know as Bob the Builder 👷‍♂️
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s suffering from Foreign accent syndrome. She went to get some teeth pulled and when she woke up she had an Australian accent. Don’t let her fool you, she’s from Texas and has never even left the country.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She's not really an iron woman.. shes a blend of nickle, copper and silver :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s a proctologist.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She’s a proctologist.

    Hey, Im a practicing proctologist..
    shhh I hopeto get my licence to practice someday :D

    She was responsible for the world wide Cotton candy shortage of 2010
  • tara_means_star
    tara_means_star Posts: 957 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She’s a proctologist.

    Hey, Im a practicing proctologist..
    shhh I hopeto get my licence to practice someday :D

    She was responsible for the world wide Cotton candy shortage of 2010

    She was a spy in a past life.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was Slim's Handler
    And also moonlights as an Assassin
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Is secretly dating John Cena
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is John Cena in disguise
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Shes called Slim because of her ability to squeeze in between her jail cell bars and break out. Shes nearing the World's Record for most prison Escapes!
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Encourages mass prison break outs so she can write about them in her records books - 16 volumes and counting!
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Plans mass prison breaks so that @FabulousFantasticFifty can write the books and they split the profits....

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