I fart rainbows.

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    i TRIED to fart rainbows...

    rejected.jpg


    it didn't turn out so well.
  • emma1488
    emma1488 Posts: 175
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    i TRIED to fart rainbows...

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    it didn't turn out so well.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • emma1488
    emma1488 Posts: 175
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    Jealous! I fart atomic bombs. Just ask my boyfriend...

    I used to do that until my doctor told me I was lactose intolerant. The bombs that I fart are more humane now for both me and other people around me.

    Now if only my cat would follow my lead. You know the song on "Friends" called "Smelly Cat?" They were singing about mine!:explode:

    I do know that song! Fortunately my cats aren't like that. I have however, on occasion farted so loudly that it scared my cats...
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    I shart fairies. We should be friends. :flowerforyou:
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
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    if someone tries to find that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, they're in for a rude awakening

    they may find a different kind of pot

    ahhhh!
  • gdr1976
    gdr1976 Posts: 460 Member
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    What's that smell like?
    skittles

    edit: Damn someone beat me to it
  • nannyx6
    nannyx6 Posts: 72 Member
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    This is more interesting than anything on the tube!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    This is more interesting than anything on the tube!

    so true.
  • busywaterbending
    busywaterbending Posts: 844 Member
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    i read the funniest thing about farting on MFP the other day from another thread by a man:

    He said he was in a coffee shop and the music was blaring and he had to fart,
    so he timed it to the beat of the music and let it rip. Success!
    Then he remembered that he was listening on
    his Ipod when he looked up from his computer
    and saw everyone looking at him. lol.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    I was once told:

    "You're so sweet, you must **** sugar."
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I was once told:

    "You're so sweet, you must **** sugar."

    oh yeah! he got the digits, didn't he?
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
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    my 5 yrs old (GIRL) loves to fart in our faces when we are not expecting it and def does not smell like rainbows
  • audram420
    audram420 Posts: 838 Member
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    i TRIED to fart rainbows...

    rejected.jpg


    it didn't turn out so well.

    could have used this picture last week with all the weekly visitor talk going on...haha:laugh:

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