big day today...

RocketsGirl75
RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
hit my 100lb mark...so let's celebrate!

tell me a joke or something funny about you!
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  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    awesome. this is supposed to be in the success stories thread. with pics.... im just sayin

    i'm too awesome to tell jokes, and there is nothing funny about me
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    I don't think jokes are allowed in that thread...just sayin...
  • ajk828
    ajk828 Posts: 335
    you are absolutely amazing!


    funny thing about me: I fall in slow motion, for serious! I have witnesses to testify to this!
  • Ireshgurl
    Ireshgurl Posts: 559
    First off, CONGRATULATIONS and FANTABULOUS FREAKING JOB LADY!!! hmmmmm, something funny about me..... I totally enjoy the fact that people are scared of my dog when I'm out and about walking her, hehe.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    slow motion?

    wow that is cool! I once did the scooby doo banana peel slip and fall...stepped out on the top step and it was icy and did the feet flying out and bounced down the steps one at a time on my butt and then landed in a puddle at the bottom of the steps! It was so funny and no one was there to see it!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Congratulations!!! That's amazing!!!!

    Ummmm... I've had over 500 stitches in my head & face??
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    So happy happy happy for you! A fun Bry note..... (because I have no jokes right now) I lick things in order to claim them as my own....
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    So happy happy happy for you! A fun Bry note..... (because I have no jokes right now) I lick things in order to claim them as my own....

    I have yet to be licked... just sayin.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    So happy happy happy for you! A fun Bry note..... (because I have no jokes right now) I lick things in order to claim them as my own....

    I have yet to be licked... just sayin.


    that's only because I have not been to WI in a while. I'm making my way there... slowly, but surely.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    You are truly an inspiration (with a REALLY AMAZING RACK!) :drinker:

    Something funny about me is that I can't help but laugh when people fall. If they are hurt I can eventually stop laughing, but it's really hard (Alana will provide me some good laughs I bet! :wink: )
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    So happy happy happy for you! A fun Bry note..... (because I have no jokes right now) I lick things in order to claim them as my own....

    OMG I do that too!! I love to see someone's face when i do it! classic!!
  • kaycee526
    kaycee526 Posts: 56 Member
    Congrats on your lose, thats amazing!

    Funny thing....hmmmm...I stopped believing for a lil while today....Journey is gonna be SO pissed when they find out
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    Congratulations. . that is a truly wonderful achievement. . . and very inspirational to the rest of us! Thank you for sharing.:bigsmile:
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    You are truly an inspiration (with a REALLY AMAZING RACK!) :drinker:

    Something funny about me is that I can't help but laugh when people fall. If they are hurt I can eventually stop laughing, but it's really hard (Alana will provide me some good laughs I bet! :wink: )

    I wish you could have seen me fall down the stairs! that was too funny to not be seen by others!! I laugh at people falling too...it doesn't matter either...old people, handicapped people...it is all open for a laugh!
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    That's so great! I like your profile picture. Gazongaaaas.:love:

    Now that I'm done being bisexual, funny fact about me (since I don't have any jokes) is that I am allergic to caterpillars. Yep. ****in' caterpillars. Who is allergic to freaking CATERPILLARS of all things?! lol
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    Congrats on your lose, thats amazing!

    Funny thing....hmmmm...I stopped believing for a lil while today....Journey is gonna be SO pissed when they find out

    OMG! LOVE IT!! I won't tell them if you don't!
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    CONGRATS!!

    I have an issue with spandex. Men, women, doesn't matter. That stuff creeps me out.
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    Congratulations!!! That's amazing!!!!

    Ummmm... I've had over 500 stitches in my head & face??

    Yikes! That's not a fun fact! Is that from your accident where you told the EMT you'd like to go out after he wrapped it up? Funniest story ever.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    WOOHOO! Well done!

    I once had an ABC (VA liquor store) cashier talk to me about my "addiction" to Wild Turkey: American Honey, APPARENTLY it's not meant to be had plain, you are to mix it or at least serve it on ice...I think he was trying to call me an alcoholic, really, I just like how it tasted.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    Congratulations!!! That's amazing!!!!

    Ummmm... I've had over 500 stitches in my head & face??

    thanks and ummm wow! I am scared of you for ^^^ and that bad a** pic you have!
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    WOOHOO! Well done!

    I once had an ABC (VA liquor store) cashier talk to me about my addiction to Wild Turkey: American Honey, APPARENTLY it's not meant to be had plain, you are to mix it or at least serve it on ice...I think he was trying to call me an alcoholic, really, I just like how it tasted.

    :laugh:
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    CONGRATS!!

    I have an issue with spandex. Men, women, doesn't matter. That stuff creeps me out.

    agreed!

    :flowerforyou:
  • MochaMixAZ
    MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
    CONGRATULATIONS!!! Awesome milestone!!!

    Don't have a joke, but what about a pearl of wisdom??

    "The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Just call me Minnie. :-D
  • vikesfanmb
    vikesfanmb Posts: 291 Member
    WOW! 100 pounds . . that's amazing!! Congrats!! :smile:

    Something funny about me . . at lunch today, this lady who is an acquaintance of mine was waving and smiling and of course,
    I thought she was waving and smiling at me - only to discover it was the person behind me! Kinda embarassing!! I know most people have had that experience . . but it just makes you want to fall thru the floor. LOL
  • Cornock
    Cornock Posts: 254
    hit my 100lb mark...so let's celebrate!

    tell me a joke or something funny about you!
    Hey congratulations! nothing funny here.....
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    you are absolutely amazing!


    funny thing about me: I fall in slow motion, for serious! I have witnesses to testify to this!

    I flew in the air a few weeks ago from running and slammed hard down on my knees, but it seemed like I stayed in the air forever....
  • FindingFit50s
    FindingFit50s Posts: 162
    First of all: *jumping up and down on my bed, squealing joyfully* YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!! YOU DID IT!!! You awesome, beautiful, amazing, hard-working, sexy, dedicated, fantastic woman!!! You ROCK and ROLL and do 'em both at the same time, in full technicolor surround-sound stereo!!!

    Now.... to address your request. This might be more weird than funny, but I have a "birthmark" sort of... under my right breast... it's actually a third nipple. It's tiny, like smaller than guys usually have. Yep. Really. And it doesn't just look like one, but when I was nursing my daughters, it would actually swell a bit and sometimes leak a drip or so of breastmilk.

    If that was too much on the weird side and not enough on the funny, I can tell you about when my skirt fell down at school when I was on 6th grade.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    WOW! 100 pounds . . that's amazing!! Congrats!! :smile:

    Something funny about me . . at lunch today, this lady who is an acquaintance of mine was waving and smiling and of course,
    I thought she was waving and smiling at me - only to discover it was the person behind me! Kinda embarassing!! I know most people have had that experience . . but it just makes you want to fall thru the floor. LOL

    yup I have totally done it and you want to just melt into the floor!
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    First of all: *jumping up and down on my bed, squealing joyfully* YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!! YOU DID IT!!! You awesome, beautiful, amazing, hard-working, sexy, dedicated, fantastic woman!!! You ROCK and ROLL and do 'em both at the same time, in full technicolor surround-sound stereo!!!

    Now.... to address your request. This might be more weird than funny, but I have a "birthmark" sort of... under my right breast... it's actually a third nipple. It's tiny, like smaller than guys usually have. Yep. Really. And it doesn't just look like one, but when I was nursing my daughters, it would actually swell a bit and sometimes leak a drip or so of breastmilk.

    If that was too much on the weird side and not enough on the funny, I can tell you about when my skirt fell down at school when I was on 6th grade.

    ummm ok wow just wow!
  • CSelf1
    CSelf1 Posts: 431 Member
    CONGRATULATIONS! What an accomplishment!!

    Hmm, let's see what I can tell you about me...the walls in my house constantly move and smack in to me. So do the door frames. Either that or my *kitten* is getting bigger but I refuse to believe that....
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