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supertracylynn
supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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lipo and jesus I lost 82 pounds. It was a quick, painless journey, and I would do it again.

Those who KNOW me know the truth behind these statements.

Yea.
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  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    do you think I could do lipo? and then get a boob job in time for my show?
  • FitnessElle
    FitnessElle Posts: 109
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    Were you able to keep the fat they sucked out of you, as a souvenir ?

    You could make a shrine!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    Ha!!!!! Justh throw up after you eat and youll be all good!!
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    Your breasts would be awesomely swollen by the show, Bry.

    Elle, yes, then I made soap out of it to sell to other fat women. You wouldn't be interested.
  • msbeavert
    msbeavert Posts: 75
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    Mmmmmm lipo......
  • AmberMagdalena
    AmberMagdalena Posts: 461 Member
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    With the help of starvation and relentless verbal abuse, I lost 38 lbs!
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    Ha!!!!! Justh throw up after you eat and youll be all good!!

    While I have a weak gag reflex, let me assure you, I have a phobia of vomitting. Sorry, you can't fondle me while holding my hair back, though you are still welcome to fondle me.
  • AmberMagdalena
    AmberMagdalena Posts: 461 Member
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    Your breasts would be awesomely swollen by the show, Bry.

    Elle, yes, then I made soap out of it to sell to other fat women. You wouldn't be interested.

    I heard that soap is better that Johnson and Johnson! Baby soft!
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    With the help of starvation and relentless verbal abuse, I lost 38 lbs!

    The self loathing is what keeps me going these days.
  • CamiXiomara
    CamiXiomara Posts: 114
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    lipo and jesus I lost 82 pounds. It was a quick, painless journey, and I would do it again.

    Those who KNOW me know the truth behind these statements.

    Yea.


    :flowerforyou: Congratulations. Take care and stay safe!
  • FitnessElle
    FitnessElle Posts: 109
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    Your breasts would be awesomely swollen by the show, Bry.

    Elle, yes, then I made soap out of it to sell to other fat women. You wouldn't be interested.



    Tracy <3

    On the contrary, my friend. I need some of your soap so that I could scrub my fat away. No worries, I'll pay it forward. ;)
  • AmberMagdalena
    AmberMagdalena Posts: 461 Member
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    That and having friends that are , heck just plain better than you


    ::Twitch, twitch::


    I'll never be as good as Lizzie!!!!

    ...what?
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    Your breasts would be awesomely swollen by the show, Bry.

    Elle, yes, then I made soap out of it to sell to other fat women. You wouldn't be interested.



    Tracy <3

    On the contrary, my friend. I need some of your soap so that I could scrub my fat away. No worries, I'll pay it forward. ;)

    Good adherence to rule #1!!

    If you're looking to scrub fat away, I hear bread works. Something about the yeast.
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
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    Sounds like a lot of work still to me. All I had to do was drink 1 tall glass a day of my pregnant sister in-laws pee for 9 mo. and I am down 64lbs!
  • FitnessElle
    FitnessElle Posts: 109
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    Sounds like a lot of work still to me. All I had to do was drink 1 tall glass a day of my pregnant sister in-laws pee for 9 mo. and I am down 64lbs!


    Oh, deliciousness!
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    Sounds like a lot of work still to me. All I had to do was drink 1 tall glass a day of my pregnant sister in-laws pee for 9 mo. and I am down 64lbs!

    Seriously, right! I should do well then, I live in military housing and we all know these heffers can't stop making babies. I mean d@mn, how many ugly kids do you need?
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    Sounds like a lot of work still to me. All I had to do was drink 1 tall glass a day of my pregnant sister in-laws pee for 9 mo. and I am down 64lbs!

    Seriously, right! I should do well then, I live in military housing and we all know these heffers can't stop making babies. I mean d@mn, how many ugly kids do you need?

    I only eat one a year
  • msbeavert
    msbeavert Posts: 75
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    Sounds like a lot of work still to me. All I had to do was drink 1 tall glass a day of my pregnant sister in-laws pee for 9 mo. and I am down 64lbs!

    Seriously, right! I should do well then, I live in military housing and we all know these heffers can't stop making babies. I mean d@mn, how many ugly kids do you need?

    I only eat one a year



    LMFAO!!!! Do you take donations????
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    Oh to have the control of an annorexic... And the willpower of a bulimic. I'd die a glorious death in about 5 years.

    All with more help from hardcore cardio, more lipo, cosmetic surgery, and jesus. :flowerforyou:
  • FitnessElle
    FitnessElle Posts: 109
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    Sounds like a lot of work still to me. All I had to do was drink 1 tall glass a day of my pregnant sister in-laws pee for 9 mo. and I am down 64lbs!

    Seriously, right! I should do well then, I live in military housing and we all know these heffers can't stop making babies. I mean d@mn, how many ugly kids do you need?

    I only eat one a year


    I tried to search that in the Food Log, but nothing came up. How dare they discriminate against cannibals.

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