Story - three words at a time
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and smelled like0
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A dumpster fire0
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ruining my birthday0
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Which prompted me0
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to drink vodka0
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straight while standing0
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Next to a0
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ginormous inflatable flamingo0
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with big feet0
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that were shockingly0
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made of dreamsicles.0
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I got soooooo0
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excited that I0
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did a cartwheel0
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and landed on0
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it hard, breaking0
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Until a voice0
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Whispered my name0
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. The flamingo whispered, "0
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Grab your hat0
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and buckle up0
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because it's about0
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To get real.0
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Then suddenly, a0
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real flamingo swooped0
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Down upon the0
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inflatable flamingo and0
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started getting excited0
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he squawked and0
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flapped his legs0
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