Chocolate Cake

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reinach31
reinach31 Posts: 71
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Someone just brought a DELISH chocolate cake... ... and is looking at me... saying "eat me..eat me" ... URRRGGGGGG

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  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
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    quick! throw it away!
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
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    It may looooook delicious... but really, it is VERY dry inside. And the frosting is slimy. Actually, it isn't frosting, it is probably mud...
  • k121777
    k121777 Posts: 306
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    You are bigger, stronger, and SMARTER than the stupid choc. cake.........
    Mind over matter will make the pooh unfatter
    Don't eat it! When you go to bed tonight, you will go to sleep being so proud that you didn't.
  • Sasha_Bear
    Sasha_Bear Posts: 625 Member
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    Run Forest Run!!! LOL
  • Bunni8E8
    Bunni8E8 Posts: 20
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    AHHHH! It's the attack of the DELISH Chocolate Cake!! Hurry get some carrots to throw at it!!!
  • Barbj56
    Barbj56 Posts: 39 Member
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    Don't do it!
  • Jennloella
    Jennloella Posts: 2,287 Member
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    spray it with hairspray or windex =D
  • audram420
    audram420 Posts: 838 Member
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    It's never as good as it looks...don't do it!! :noway:
  • NancyAnne1960
    NancyAnne1960 Posts: 500 Member
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    Take one bite to curb your craving, and toss the rest in the trash can. You can do it!!!!
  • blarics11
    blarics11 Posts: 88
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    Step away from the cake! LOL
    You can do it!:happy:
  • papa5280
    papa5280 Posts: 80
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    You KNOW you'll be happier in an hour if you are able to withstand the call of the cake now. Own it! Take away it's power. When we have treats in the office, I go look at them, knowing that I won't have it. Then, as I'm looking, I'm telling the treat, "you won't taste as good as you look. I don't need you." And then I walk away, feeling BETTER about myself than if I had just ignored it to begin with.

    It's only cake. It won't make you happy. Knowing that you beat the cake; THAT will make you happy.
  • papa5280
    papa5280 Posts: 80
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    Take one bite to curb your craving, and toss the rest in the trash can. You can do it!!!!

    That would never work for me. Plus, I doubt if my co-workers could respect me after watching me dig around my trash can an hour later.
  • NancyAnne1960
    NancyAnne1960 Posts: 500 Member
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    Take one bite to curb your craving, and toss the rest in the trash can. You can do it!!!!

    That would never work for me. Plus, I doubt if my co-workers could respect me after watching me dig around my trash can an hour later.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • HollyTsiaussis
    HollyTsiaussis Posts: 415 Member
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    Enjoy a piece of it if you feel that you deserve it.
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
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    Here is how I deal with stuff if I don't have the calories. (It's gross! And please if OFFEND anyone I apologize in advance)

    The person who made the cake did not wash their hands after going to the bathroom, before making the cake. :sick:

    Icky I know! But sometimes extreme is all that works for me.
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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    Smell it. Seriously. Go up, take a big whiff, sigh, then walk away.

    I do this when people bring donuts, otherwise known as my kryptonite. I just smell them. It's not the same as eating it, but it does appeal to one of your senses.

    Of course, if you're worried about getting too close to it without going head first, don't do this. Because that would be embarrassing. :wink:

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