Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

Being taken away in an ambulance 😬

Standing in the middle of the table section, excitedly jumping up and down making motions in the air. I think shes playing charades. But, theres no one else around her...oh boy, how much has she had to drink??

Drinking tea and winking at me

Drawing a crowd with her samba dancing (a giant fruit hat)

Breakdancing to TDawg’s barely there drunk song.

Belly dancing to @terrordawg ’s karaoke song.

looking for her contact in the bartender's belly button

Flirting with the bartender 😉

Playing pool with his buddies

spit shining the buttons on their jean jacket

Impressing her friends with her hottest dance