If the poster above were a door-to-door salesman, what would they sell?

happiness

Lessons on how to ride a bike


In heels! 😝

Subscriptions to custom tailored underwear. She will take pictures of you and she sizes you up right there and then!🩲👌🏽 Once a month you get your special package in the mail!

Coconut bras they made from the coconuts they bought from the coconut collector

Paintings they paint themself (they're not very good but they sell lots cause people are nice)

Candy jewelry

Cupid's Arrows and love spells