someone make me laugh

Kaycurrier
Kaycurrier Posts: 231
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
someone say something that can make me feel better, please

I really need it

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  • hm_day
    hm_day Posts: 857 Member
    In the words of my boyfriend's brother: "No, YOU'RE a cat with big feet!"
  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
    I just farted and it tickled. It made me giggle a bit, maybe it will make you giggle, too!
  • brianward81
    brianward81 Posts: 217 Member
    Save a tree, eat a woodpecker.
  • 3ur3ka
    3ur3ka Posts: 230 Member
    you just need lolcats!
  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
    www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com

    These always cheer me up!
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    My doctor said that I needed to lose weight...I told him I wanted a second opinion, He said OK, your ugly too!

    Did I win anything for making you laugh?
  • You want I should do something?
  • g8rlex
    g8rlex Posts: 20 Member
    what do you call a fish without eyes?



    FFFSSSSHHHH

    *meant to be said outloud, it will make you giggle*
  • Sometimes when I have a problem, I start singing. I then realize my voice is worse than my problems.

    Old, but I love it so.
  • My doctor said that I needed to lose weight...I told him I wanted a second opinion, He said OK, your ugly too!

    Did I win anything for making you laugh?

    You might not with with the OP, but you won with me. Hilarious.
  • you guys all win, thank you!
  • chefchazz
    chefchazz Posts: 427 Member
    my besties son says the funniest ****! he had his first shower w/ dad. he comes out and says "mom, dad has a tail just like mine'!!!
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    I sent a day at

    Damnyouautocorrect.com


    Tears
  • JoLeeFA
    JoLeeFA Posts: 211 Member
    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

    Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

    There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
  • bdurls
    bdurls Posts: 128 Member
    my besties son says the funniest ****! he had his first shower w/ dad. he comes out and says "mom, dad has a tail just like mine'!!!

    HAHAHAHA That is awesome! So cute!
  • JoLeeFA
    JoLeeFA Posts: 211 Member
    my besties son says the funniest ****! he had his first shower w/ dad. he comes out and says "mom, dad has a tail just like mine'!!!

    My 4 year old actually calls his "boy parts" his tail.
    Tonight he wrapped a wash rag around his neck and watched the water roll down his body. He started giggling, "I can make water come down my tail" hehehe
  • My doctor said that I needed to lose weight...I told him I wanted a second opinion, He said OK, your ugly too!

    Did I win anything for making you laugh?

    LOL! :laugh:
  • my besties son says the funniest ****! he had his first shower w/ dad. he comes out and says "mom, dad has a tail just like mine'!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :tongue:
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
    Funny? Funny how? What am I a clown? Do I make you laugh? What?
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
    Funny? Funny how? What am I a clown? Do I make you laugh? What?
  • This will make you feel better, "CRAZY!" http://youtu.be/bhG_oeTqYqc
  • j_courter
    j_courter Posts: 999 Member
    how about this? i just read an article in the paper that gave me a good chuckle....

    Austrailian Farmers Have Reason For New Crop Circles:

    Australian Farmers have an explanation for a new round of crop circles.

    They say wallabies are getting stoned on poppy plants and making crop circles as they hop around in an opium-fueled stupor.

    State Attorney General Lara Giddings reports the furry marsupials were getting "as high as a kite" and hopping amok in the state's opium fields.

    "We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite, and going around in circles. Then they crash," she says. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    .........like a sugar glider in the night!
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    how about this? i just read an article in the paper that gave me a good chuckle....

    Austrailian Farmers Have Reason For New Crop Circles:

    Australian Farmers have an explanation for a new round of crop circles.

    They say wallabies are getting stoned on poppy plants and making crop circles as they hop around in an opium-fueled stupor.

    State Attorney General Lara Giddings reports the furry marsupials were getting "as high as a kite" and hopping amok in the state's opium fields.

    "We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite, and going around in circles. Then they crash," she says. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

    This is even harder to believe than the alien theory!!
  • j_courter
    j_courter Posts: 999 Member
    I sent a day at

    Damnyouautocorrect.com


    Tears

    agreed... i laughed so hard, i cried!
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