MFP ate my baby.

goatruns
goatruns Posts: 61
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
It's also responsible for the economy.
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  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    And all the wars in the world?
  • goatruns
    goatruns Posts: 61
    Yes.

    *hands you a tinfoil hat*
  • foremant86
    foremant86 Posts: 1,115 Member
    ran over my grandma too!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    MFP > Dingoes . . . just sayin'.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    It pushed me into a puddle and ran off, laughing. :sad:
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    MFP is Responsible for the failure of Solyndra!
  • Jennloella
    Jennloella Posts: 2,286 Member
    hahahah well now I know who to blame for that bird %^*# on my clean car too!!!
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    MFP is entirely responsible for my success in life - and it keeps failing me over and over again.

    *cries*
  • sdwelk11
    sdwelk11 Posts: 825
    :laugh: :laugh: and caused grumpiness and people to talk on their cell phones in public bathrooms!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :wink: :laugh:
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    The dingo ate yoah baaby.
  • Libby81
    Libby81 Posts: 734 Member
    hahahah well now I know who to blame for that bird %^*# on my clean car too!!!

    NO!! that was MFP!! aw man thats low
  • goatruns
    goatruns Posts: 61
    hahahah well now I know who to blame for that bird %^*# on my clean car too!!!

    NO!! that was MFP!! aw man thats low

    That wasn't bird****t.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    It was Hannibal. I told you not to invite him for dinner!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Mfp never called me the next day even though it PROMISED it would,and now its claming its not my baby daddy. MFP is saying sparkpeople is the baby daddy but i never fooled around with that site
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    Well now I know who to blame for my truck breaking down. I knew I would figure out the culprit eventually :laugh:
  • goatruns
    goatruns Posts: 61
    Mfp never called me the next day even though it PROMISED it would,and now its claming its not my baby daddy. MFP is saying sparkpeople is the baby daddy but i never fooled around with that site

    Totally OT but are you a gamer? Have you played Alice Madness Returns? I'm trying to find just one other persons ho has so I can have mutual OMG conversation.

    I heard MFP gave Fitday,com the scabies.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Mfp never called me the next day even though it PROMISED it would,and now its claming its not my baby daddy. MFP is saying sparkpeople is the baby daddy but i never fooled around with that site

    Totally OT but are you a gamer? Have you played Alice Madness Returns? I'm trying to find just one other persons ho has so I can have mutual OMG conversation.

    I heard MFP gave Fitday,com the scabies.

    Im not much of a gamer,but my son has played that game.He sent it back to gamefly before i go a chance:cry:
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    MFP stole my child support checks, smoked all my Marlboros and crashed my efin piece of **** Nova!
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    MFP stole my child support checks, smoked all my Marlboros and crashed my efin piece of **** Nova!


    No wait... that was me. Sorry.
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
    MFP voted for Obama.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    MFP stole my child support checks, smoked all my Marlboros and crashed my efin piece of **** Nova!

    Well, when MFP piles out that county van, gotta have something to the friends, ya know?
  • Apryl546
    Apryl546 Posts: 909 Member
    MFP made my cat run away
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    MFP voted for Obama.


    even worse MFP voted for BUSH:noway:
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
    MFP turned me into a newt....

    ...well, I got better.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    MFP causes acne.
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    MFP hasn't cleaned my house once since I joined.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    MFP causes diarrhea of the mouth . . . and diarrhea.
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
    Too much MFP will make you go blind.
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
    MFP: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
    MFP caused Van Halen to break up
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