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MFP ate my baby.
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And all the wars in the world?0
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Yes.
*hands you a tinfoil hat*0 -
ran over my grandma too!0
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MFP > Dingoes . . . just sayin'.0
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It pushed me into a puddle and ran off, laughing. :sad:0
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MFP is Responsible for the failure of Solyndra!0
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hahahah well now I know who to blame for that bird %^*# on my clean car too!!!0
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MFP is entirely responsible for my success in life - and it keeps failing me over and over again.
*cries*0 -
:laugh: :laugh: and caused grumpiness and people to talk on their cell phones in public bathrooms!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
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The dingo ate yoah baaby.0
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hahahah well now I know who to blame for that bird %^*# on my clean car too!!!
NO!! that was MFP!! aw man thats low0 -
hahahah well now I know who to blame for that bird %^*# on my clean car too!!!
NO!! that was MFP!! aw man thats low
That wasn't bird****t.0 -
It was Hannibal. I told you not to invite him for dinner!0
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Mfp never called me the next day even though it PROMISED it would,and now its claming its not my baby daddy. MFP is saying sparkpeople is the baby daddy but i never fooled around with that site0
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Well now I know who to blame for my truck breaking down. I knew I would figure out the culprit eventually :laugh:0
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Mfp never called me the next day even though it PROMISED it would,and now its claming its not my baby daddy. MFP is saying sparkpeople is the baby daddy but i never fooled around with that site
Totally OT but are you a gamer? Have you played Alice Madness Returns? I'm trying to find just one other persons ho has so I can have mutual OMG conversation.
I heard MFP gave Fitday,com the scabies.0 -
Mfp never called me the next day even though it PROMISED it would,and now its claming its not my baby daddy. MFP is saying sparkpeople is the baby daddy but i never fooled around with that site
Totally OT but are you a gamer? Have you played Alice Madness Returns? I'm trying to find just one other persons ho has so I can have mutual OMG conversation.
I heard MFP gave Fitday,com the scabies.
Im not much of a gamer,but my son has played that game.He sent it back to gamefly before i go a chance
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MFP stole my child support checks, smoked all my Marlboros and crashed my efin piece of **** Nova!0
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MFP stole my child support checks, smoked all my Marlboros and crashed my efin piece of **** Nova!
No wait... that was me. Sorry.0 -
MFP voted for Obama.0
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MFP stole my child support checks, smoked all my Marlboros and crashed my efin piece of **** Nova!
Well, when MFP piles out that county van, gotta have something to the friends, ya know?0 -
MFP made my cat run away0
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MFP voted for Obama.
even worse MFP voted for BUSH:noway:0 -
MFP turned me into a newt....
...well, I got better.0 -
MFP causes acne.0
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MFP hasn't cleaned my house once since I joined.0
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MFP causes diarrhea of the mouth . . . and diarrhea.0
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Too much MFP will make you go blind.0
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MFP: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.0
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MFP caused Van Halen to break up0
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