MFP ate my baby.

LauraMacNCheese · September 2011

MFP stole my child support checks, smoked all my Marlboros and crashed my efin piece of **** Nova!

Well, when MFP piles out that county van, gotta have something to the friends, ya know?

Apryl546 · September 2011

MFP made my cat run away

FearAnLoathing · September 2011

MFP voted for Obama.

even worse MFP voted for BUSH:noway:

agthorn · September 2011

MFP turned me into a newt....

...well, I got better.

california_peach · September 2011

MFP causes acne.

deeharley · September 2011

MFP hasn't cleaned my house once since I joined.

CaWaterBug8 · September 2011

MFP causes diarrhea of the mouth . . . and diarrhea.

solpwr · September 2011

Too much MFP will make you go blind.

Cella30 · September 2011

MFP: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.

pacmanjack · September 2011

MFP caused Van Halen to break up

nettie1969 · September 2011

MFP is male .... Last male I trusted got me pregnant!!!

joimichele · September 2011

MFP voted for Obama.

even worse MFP voted for BUSH:noway:

:drinker:

NotGoddess · September 2011

MFP throws you in a tank of sea bass if you go below 1200 calories.

...they are angry sea bass.

joimichele · September 2011

MFP gave the monkeys AIDS.

solpwr · September 2011

MFP is emitting greenhouse gasses.

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