Songs that are on your mind

Washboard12 wrote: »

@snowflake954


Today, I was pickpocketed...by a dog. I went to the jewelry store to find some watch batteries, all died at the same time. There were two large standard poodles that belong to the owner. They're huge and stealthy. While I was talking, they buried their heads into my pockets and took everything including my keys. This is their SOP.

I went home in my truck but wanted to start the car because it's been sitting throughout these snowstorms. No keys. These dogs stash their goodies in a dog tent in the back of the store. Couldn't find the keys so I went all of the way back home. I found the car keys in the most unlikely place. It's whackadoodle poodle noodle but that's the way I roll.

The car battery was dead so I had to put the charger on. Then I flew down the highway for a 40 mile round trip. It was a wild day but I did a little shopping downtown. There were some tourists from Tennessee and they told me they wanted to move here. So what else is new. Criminently.

On the road, I was thinking how much your folkaronies are going to miss you. They will know how much you really do around that outfit. Good medicine but I can imagine all of the dishes stacking to the ceiling. Hope not. They will probably go out for dinner every night while you're gone.

Power lines and towers. Oy vey. You'll be missed around here. I'd leave a note every day at that place until I found you. I'd swim around in the fountains. After all, where would Lewis and Clark be if it wasn't for folks like us. Yeah, baby.

Tell'em as you leave the parting gate, 'You'll just have to Lewis and Clark it while I'm gone. So long now.'