The BEST times to have a partner

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  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
    When you need someone to buy you a puppy...
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    I like the spider thing

    My kids are like "mommy spider"
    so I say "well where is your shoe, throw it at the spider"


    So it's three of us screeching and chucking shoes at a spider that is smart enough to figure out what's going on.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    When you need an alibi.
  • Legalchica
    Legalchica Posts: 462 Member
    Never...
  • pammypk1
    pammypk1 Posts: 83 Member
    :happy: when you tooted in the store, and you need someone to blame!
    :flowerforyou: :wink: :tongue:
    this haha
  • mmcperez
    mmcperez Posts: 72 Member
    when you need help burying the body
  • leilani♥
    leilani♥ Posts: 579 Member
    when you have psychotic children trying to drive you mad!!!!


    ^^ 100% AGREE!
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  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    when your kids are out of control and you need a few minutes to yourself.

    Thats when you just lock them in the closet.....
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I like the spider thing

    My kids are like "mommy spider"
    so I say "well where is your shoe, throw it at the spider"


    So it's three of us screeching and chucking shoes at a spider that is smart enough to figure out what's going on.

    I am to afraid to even use my shoe. I won't get close enough. I've found pretty much any kind of cleaning agent in a spray bottle works for me.
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    When you need an alibi.

    she was with me the whole night. the cats, too.
    of course i have proof.
  • LizC26
    LizC26 Posts: 319 Member
    Still trying to figure this one out..LOL
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    When you need an alibi.

    she was with me the whole night. the cats, too.
    of course i have proof.

    Thanks, partner.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    I like the spider thing

    My kids are like "mommy spider"
    so I say "well where is your shoe, throw it at the spider"


    So it's three of us screeching and chucking shoes at a spider that is smart enough to figure out what's going on.

    I am to afraid to even use my shoe. I won't get close enough. I've found pretty much any kind of cleaning agent in a spray bottle works for me.

    Good hint! I'll try it.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    When I get my *kitten* in hot water.
  • redhead91
    redhead91 Posts: 251 Member
    When you need someone to cuddle with on the couch while watching a scary movie.

    When you just simply need a hug......
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    When I need to know if this outfit makes me look fat.

    honey, i think you look beautiful, and i can't wait to go out and have you next to me....


    is that the right answer??
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    when it's cold and the sheets are freezing.
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    When you have to go to the emergency room, there's someone to sit with you.

    It happened after I was widowed and I had cut my hand very badly. I drove myself - standard transmission with one hand to shift and steer - to the hospital and sat for four hours before they could see me.

    It was the loneliest experience of my life.

    Your post made me feel sad. Sitting in the ER alone for hours on end is very lonely. I've had to do that a few times myself.

    :flowerforyou:
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
    when you need a back rub.....**sighs** like i do now!
    I spent three hours at the gym yesterday. I need an everything rub. :(

    I rub you....you rub me?? :flowerforyou:

    I'm pretty sure this is what we call killing two birds with one stone.
    You have yourself a deal, pretty lady!
    ^^^ When you need someone to help with another lame attempt at trolling...
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    when you need a back rub.....**sighs** like i do now!
    I spent three hours at the gym yesterday. I need an everything rub. :(

    I rub you....you rub me?? :flowerforyou:

    I'm pretty sure this is what we call killing two birds with one stone.
    You have yourself a deal, pretty lady!
    ^^^ When you need someone to help with another lame attempt at trolling...

    huh
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    when you need some one to annoy...
  • leanne2376
    leanne2376 Posts: 217 Member
    when you feel alone
  • leanne2376
    leanne2376 Posts: 217 Member
    when you feel alone
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  • lilyinlove
    lilyinlove Posts: 441 Member
    when I need a good spanking:bigsmile:
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    when your kids are out of control and you need a few minutes to yourself.

    Thats when you just lock them in the closet.....

    yeah, my kids can pick locks.... :noway: :laugh:

    You have to be on step ahead....duct tape their hands, tie them to chairs and put them in there.On top of a bed pan of course, because you don't need messes lol....

    On a sad note, i saw a kid on oprah that this really did happen to him....
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    Still trying to figure this one out..LOL

    ^^^^ I'm with her lol
    I've lived alone with my daughter for over 3yrs now...lol...I wouldn't know what to do with help lol
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    when I need a good spanking:bigsmile:


    you are going to get so many friend requests in 3... 2... 1...
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    When you need somebody to help encourage the kids to eat!
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