What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    When she takes longer than five minutes to compliment a selfie I took especially for her
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    When she/her/they/them/us/you lies and says my belly fat is hot.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they let me suck pasty Cheeto dust off their sweaty fingers.🥵🔥

    @MelG7777

    Call Me.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they let me suck pasty Cheeto dust off their sweaty fingers.🥵🔥

    @MelG7777

    Call Me.

    She can’t. She’s on the phone with me 😏
  • nkpberkshire
    nkpberkshire Posts: 1 Member
    Opposite sex, eyes-the windows to the soul
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they let me suck pasty Cheeto dust off their sweaty fingers.🥵🔥

    @MelG7777

    Call Me.

    She can’t. She’s on the phone with me 😏

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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,108 Member
    The nerdy types, 🫠

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  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    When my happiness is his priority
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When they remind me of a rabbit 🐇

    Tell me bout the rabbits again!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    When I wake up in the middle of the night and she's laying there above me just staring at me with those crazy eyes and a smile that would creep out the most sinister of demons. That's the one for me!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    When she appreciates the carnal enjoyments provided by a broken air conditioner in a hot and humid budget motel room.
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    When I wake up in the middle of the night and she's laying there above me just staring at me with those crazy eyes and a smile that would creep out the most sinister of demons. That's the one for me!

    Succubi amirite
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    twitchymcgee wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    When I wake up in the middle of the night and she's laying there above me just staring at me with those crazy eyes and a smile that would creep out the most sinister of demons. That's the one for me!

    Succubi amirite

    You know the type! :smiley:
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    When everyday she teaches me new things like it's not usual to scream when peeing
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    He’s generous with the air conditioner, brings me lobster bisque, and is quiet during my true blood & satc binge
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    When she’s been goosed by a goose
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    When he plans an unplanned trip
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    When she feeds me 😍🥰
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    When I wake up in the middle of the night and she's laying there above me just staring at me with those crazy eyes and a smile that would creep out the most sinister of demons. That's the one for me!

    Hi 😁
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    When I wake up in the middle of the night and she's laying there above me just staring at me with those crazy eyes and a smile that would creep out the most sinister of demons. That's the one for me!

    Hi 😁

    See you later? 😁
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    When I wake up in the middle of the night and she's laying there above me just staring at me with those crazy eyes and a smile that would creep out the most sinister of demons. That's the one for me!

    Hi 😁

    See you later? 😁

    Leave the window unlocked 😏
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    When they hug me from behind
  • boilerdawg2009
    boilerdawg2009 Posts: 979 Member
    When she tells me I'm her best friend 🥰
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    boilerdawg2009 wrote: »
    When she tells me I'm her best friend 🥰

    I only say that to my dog.

    And to my cat when the dog isn’t looking.
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    If he amuses me as much as I amuse me
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Not having to share them
  • LilithReigns
    LilithReigns Posts: 225 Member
    edited June 2022
    good sense of humor usually catches my attention first

    goes for any gender lol
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Not having to share them
    Stingy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    twitchymcgee wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Not having to share them
    Stingy

    I am quite greedy 😌
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