Your Weapon in WWZ?

LorinaLynn
LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Borrowed from The Walking Dead's FB status yesterday....

The object to your left of your computer is now your only weapon against the Zombie Apocalypse. What is it?

Mine is an antique floor lamp with a heavy marble base. Good for crushing zombie skulls, but cumbersome as a melee weapon.

A little further to the left is a fully stocked liquor cabinet. Won't kill any zombies, but I'll die happy! :drinker:
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  • catshark209
    catshark209 Posts: 1,133 Member
    A stick of deoderant. Maybe I'll swab em so the odor of rotting flesh isn't overpowering. :laugh:
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Im currently in a library, so all I have is my backpack. Hypothetically I could beat someone to death with it. To my right though there is a sign on a post that says form a line here. I feel that would be quite ironic to be hitting zombies with
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
    My PC tower is the 1st thing on my left. I could bash a few Zombie heads, then run away wishing I had started C25k already (instead of putting it off)

    :laugh:
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,018 Member
    Well aren't I just lucky. Normally it'd be a stack of papers and my coffee cup. Today it's a 4' piece of 1" solid square steel (and my coffee cup).

    ((I work in the office of a welding shop. :smile:)
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    My dog and a window im screwed
  • piezoeyjune
    piezoeyjune Posts: 186 Member
    My Nikon D700 with my 600mm lens attached. And its on a monopod... well I might be able to take some pictures then beat them or stab them with the monopod...

    Maybe?

    At least there'll be a record of my death...
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    All I have is a work cabinet full of herbal teas.

    Wow, color me embarrassed, I am not prepared for the coming apocalypse at all.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I have 4 Transformers (yes, I know...I'm a dork) and my plant. I guess I could bash a zombie on the head with the pot my plant is in. Looks like I'm just going to have to trip someone...
  • alicollins74
    alicollins74 Posts: 335 Member
    I have a nail file...I don't think it will get me very far w/the zombies...
  • peteb79
    peteb79 Posts: 386 Member
    I am in my office and the only thing to the left of my computer is my key chain.. fortunately I do have a pocket knife on it, but very small.. I don't think I would want to get that close to the zombies..
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I have my coffee cup and a blanket. Unless my cute blanket is just too much for them to take I too am screwed.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    My dog and a window im screwed

    How much is that doggie in the window?
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    My mom got me one of those batons that whip out to 3 levels for Christmas last year.

    i'm whooping some a*ss
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    My kindle/iPhone, I'll call for help and read while I wait...NBD.
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    My mom got me one of those batons that whip out to 3 levels for Christmas last year.

    i'm whooping some a*ss

    I wanted to get one of those, but they are illegal to carry in Michigan
  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
    Vicodin and my cell phone...at least I'll be relaxed!
  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,091 Member
    a stapler and a tape dispenser....yeah, doesn't look very promising for me. haha
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    My mobile phone. Unless there's an app for zombie fighting, I can call for reinforcements.

    Under it is a plastic hair band. I can snap it in two and poke the undead's eyes out so they can't see where I'm running to.
  • juliekin
    juliekin Posts: 139 Member
    A bar stool. I'm screwed. That is not going to avoid blood spurting, nor can it effectively take out a zombie. And I don't run fast. Thankfully my children started the Zombie Defense League at their school and have been training together for years for the zombie hordes. (They were kids and bored...)
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    I am totally screwed. The only thing to my left is my 3 1/2 year old son. Too bad there is not a 3 1/2 year old and a train wistle to my left because that is a lethal combo.
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,520 Member
    To my right I have a knife with a vicious 12" serrated blade. (I lovingly refer to this knife as my big saw knife)

    On the floor to the left is several 3 foot hardwood flooring samples and a useless but cute German Shepherd.
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
    Damnit.. if only I were at home at my computer desk, my 12ga would've been to my left, and to my right my pistol would be laying around somewhere.
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
    A pen and a pad of paper. Maybe I could write it nasty notes?
  • elizabethblake
    elizabethblake Posts: 384 Member
    Wonder Woman travel mug. At least I'll be inspired to fight!

    I'm torn about watching the new season of Walking Dead. It was SO GOOD last year; I don't want to be disappointed.

    But I know I won't be able to stay away!
  • mmcperez
    mmcperez Posts: 72 Member
    My laptop...I'll show the Zombies a PowerPoint presentation on why they shouldn't eat my brains.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,281 Member
    Mine is a little flower pot that my son painted for me for Mother's Day when he was 3.

    I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • rebecca_florida
    rebecca_florida Posts: 184 Member
    My water bottle. It's pretty resilient and right now it's full, so I could probably club a couple zombies with it, or pour water on them....wait is that for witches? I clearly don't have enough knowledge about my enemies to survive an attack, I'm a goner.
  • kerriknox
    kerriknox Posts: 276 Member
    All I have is a work cabinet full of herbal teas.

    Wow, color me embarrassed, I am not prepared for the coming apocalypse at all.

    lol Me too! Dentyne fire gum and a bottle of water with some drafting files. Umm - I'll die hydrated and with nice breath!
  • kunibob
    kunibob Posts: 608 Member
    A bowl of Cream of Wheat. I suppose I could throw it at their feet and try to keep them still while it dried and hardened, and...

    Oh wait; now it's just a bowl.

    (Yum.)
  • smersh
    smersh Posts: 36 Member
    Lucky me, my toolbox is there. I get a hammer.
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