Wardrobe Malfunctions

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
edited October 2 in Chit-Chat
Any of you have any that come to mind?


Had an AWFUL one today... my bra fits kind of odd. I thought I had it adjusted properly and all was good. Went to store for lunch... walking to my car on way back I looked down...

The bra had migrated up to about three inches. I was so embarrased.

Some old dude got his jollies watching me adjust it properly.
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  • runner1982
    runner1982 Posts: 3
    LOL. Mine are always spilling out. Even though I'm in the right size. No funny story to tell like yours, but yeah. It happens...too frequently.
  • killerqueen17
    killerqueen17 Posts: 536 Member
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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    I've never had any really bad ones, but two that come to mind:

    1. After I lost weight but before I had bought smaller sized clothing, I got out of my car in the parking garage at work one day, and my pants fell right to my ankles. Thankfully, it was really early in the morning, so there was no around to witness it. I spent the rest of the day with one of those metal binder clips holding my pants up, and then I went shopping right after work.

    2. One day I wore a black top made of kind of a slinky, shimmery material to work, and after a couple of hours, I went to the restroom and noticed it was totally see-through under certain lighting. I didn't have time to change because I had meetings all day, so I just looked like a hooker for the rest of the day. I'm still not sure how I managed to make it out of my house without noticing.
  • bookworm03
    bookworm03 Posts: 88 Member
    When I was younger I was wearing a dress that laced up the front kind of like how you lace your shoes. I was at Dennys standing at a table talking to some friends. (All guys) my dress untied itself all the way down to my belly button. No one bothered telling me. I had to have been like 15 or 16 and I think at the time a may have preferred death.
  • Sepheara
    Sepheara Posts: 208 Member
    lol it happens to me all the time, it's crazy
  • auticus
    auticus Posts: 1,051 Member
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    I agree with this =)
  • sarah_ep
    sarah_ep Posts: 580 Member
    I had my cardigan inside out half the morning (I also walk to work).
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I wore 2 different shoes to work one day...they were both black heels; but 2 very obviously different styles
  • niste_ketlin
    niste_ketlin Posts: 73
    Bump. I love good amusement at someone elses expense.
  • sdwelk11
    sdwelk11 Posts: 825
    I had my cardigan inside out half the morning (I also walk to work).

    lmao!!!!!!!! sorry but that is funny when you read that you walk to work!! how many accidents did you cause from hysterically laughing drivers!!!!!!!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    when I was in 8th grade I was wearing this awesome skirt that had a pretty deep slit up the back. I tripped a little going up the stairs and must have ripped the thread on the seem . . . that slit just kept moving. I had to wear my gym clothes, but it took a little while until anyone told me.
  • RBXChas
    RBXChas Posts: 2,708 Member
    I was wearing a wrap dress one day at work, and if you've ever worn one of those, you know that it can be hard to keep the ladies in unless you are wearing a tank underneath. I just didn't have a tank that worked right with this dress, and so I put on a good bra and went with it. I was a transactional lawyer at the time (so, unlike now, I'm never in court), so I wasn't wearing a jacket or anything and was dealing with clients in my office - in other words, no physical activity that would create issues. I figured I could handle any dress slippage.

    In the middle of a deal one of my clients left to use the bathroom and very discreetly signaled me to follow her (I made some other excuse, like getting coffee, to leave the room). She told me that basically half of one bra cup was more or less hanging out!

    I was so grateful that she said something... she was a repeat client, so I was a little embarrassed, but since we saw her so often, she was cool about it. I bet the men in the room had a nice view :)

    At least I was wearing an opaque, uninteresting bra. It was black, though. I used that little break to find a safety pin, grabbed a cardigan out of my office, and pretended to be cold.
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
    i was wearing some pants that were just not that good of a quality when i first started working my current job, i had just gotten back from the bathroom when my boss came over to me and told me that someone told her that i had split my pants. lo and behold i checked and there was a giant hole where the seat of my pants used to be. i was mortified...
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    When I was in fourth grade I was so skinny (hard to believe now lol) my mother couldn't find any clothes to fit me. I went to school one day and in the middle of class needed a tissue. I went to the teacher's desk in the middle of the room and as I reached out for the tissue my skirt fell off. I was the shyest kid around, so needless to say I was almost crying from mortification.
  • OandE
    OandE Posts: 10 Member
    Similar storry a couple of years ago on the treadmill. Bra came up, boobs came down. I had to go to adust in the bathroom. Pretty embarrassing.
    Since I leave the house very early, I don't open the light all the way not to wake the family. A few times I found out that m cloth are see-through (white pants especially) in a bright sun, or I didn't see a stain and had to wear it all day.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    Not sure if it's that odd or funny. But I bought a new shirt that is form fitting and sort of, no it is low cut. So I wore it out grocery shopping the other day. The way it fits around the boobs, it makes my boobage practically spill out and jiggle when I walk. I didn't notice that until I was leaving and caught my reflection in the car window as I approached it. That explains all the rogue looks I got while shopping that day, those puppies were jiggling all over the place I guess.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    One morning I was walking to the bus stop to catch the bus to go to church and my slip kept falling down. I finally stepped over to some bushes by the sidewalk and just pulled the slip down and off and stuck it in my purse. :embarassed:
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    I made a long skirt and made the elastic in the waist too loose. When we stood in church to sing a hymn, my skirt fell down around my ankles. I had a slip on, but I felt the breeze and bent over quickly to pull the skirt back up. I hope the people in the pew behind me had their eyes on their hymn books...
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Again...

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  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,079 Member
    LOL. Mine are always spilling out. Even though I'm in the right size. No funny story to tell like yours, but yeah. It happens...too frequently.
    lol me too :P
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Wrap around skirt + windy day = embarrassment.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    My shorts fell ALL THE WAY DOWN while in Target a couple of weeks ago. embarrassing. I just acted cool and gangsta, :smokin: All those guys are running around with their pants half off anyway.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Wrap around skirt + windy day = embarrassment.

    I've started wearing boy shorts with skirts because of this.
  • ScotsLenny
    ScotsLenny Posts: 139 Member
    everytime I wear a kilt and sit, but forget to close my legs,,,like all true Scosmen you see, the only thing I wear under my kilt are boots
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    This is why going commando it the only way.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Wrap around skirt + windy day = embarrassment.

    This. Hello coochie!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    everytime I wear a kilt and sit, but forget to close my legs,,,like all true Scosmen you see, the only thing I wear under my kilt are boots

    Now now, Scots & Iries wear socks!
    Just ask any MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod.
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    I remember wearing a strapless bra in high school because I had on a shirt with thin straps. I was sitting in the library and when I stood up to walk out, I looked down and had 4 boobs! The stupid thing had slipped down around my waist! I fled for the nearest bathroom.

    Also, as an adult, while performing in the play, "Anything Goes" I was in a dance number. I had lost a little weight since the original costume fittings. In mid tap number, my half slip drops down around my ankles. I stepped out of it, kicked it to the side of the cage and kept on hoofin. I had developed a more, "whatever" attitude by then.
  • mamashatzie
    mamashatzie Posts: 238 Member
    I was camping with some people from church and carrying a huge, dirty cast iron skillet in both hands. As I walked, I started to realize that my pants were getting a little loose. I needed to hitch them up, and the more I walked the more desperate the situation became. It was hitch em up or they were going to fall down. Since it was a campground and this skillet was MASSIVE, there was no way to pull up my pants without setting it down, and no place to set it down. So I had to ask a lady I barely knew to hitch up my pants for me. :embarassed:
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