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JDNOX
JDNOX Posts: 619
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Okay so we have had the threads rate the person above you.. Lets have your best pick up like for the person above you. Come lets here them funny serious or whatever works lol.

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  • James_1954
    James_1954 Posts: 187 Member
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    Okay so we have had the threads rate the person above you.. Lets have your best pick up like for the person above you. Come lets here them funny serious or whatever works lol.

    Dude, you're going to have to wait for a woman to check in. Whether they got rid of "don't ask / don't tell" or not ... sorry, I've got no pickup lines for you!
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
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    Don't hurt anyone with that sharp beak of yours? (Idk)
  • surfrgrl1
    surfrgrl1 Posts: 1,464 Member
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    Hello my name is...
  • ahalla
    ahalla Posts: 66 Member
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    Okay so we have had the threads rate the person above you.. Lets have your best pick up like for the person above you. Come lets here them funny serious or whatever works lol.

    Love it!! I am guessing you were in the Marines so here goes:

    I like a man in uniform, but love it more when the uniform is on the floor and he's standing at attention!! Let's go see if you can salute me?!
  • SailingMike
    SailingMike Posts: 237 Member
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    Dude, you're going to have to wait for a woman to check in. Whether they got rid of "don't ask / don't tell" or not ... sorry, I've got no pickup lines for you!

    That was hilarious!
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    You're hotter than donut grease
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    You're hotter than donut grease

    If i was a fish i would love to be caught in that net :)


    PS good one ahalla
  • XFitMojoMom
    XFitMojoMom Posts: 3,255 Member
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    you're gonna get banned for that!
  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
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    Okay so we have had the threads rate the person above you.. Lets have your best pick up like for the person above you. Come lets here them funny serious or whatever works lol.

    Love it!! I am guessing you were in the Marines so here goes:

    I like a man in uniform, but love it more when the uniform is on the floor and he's standing at attention!! Let's go see if you can salute me?!

    LOL. Gotta get saluted.
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,664 Member
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    You've been a bad boy! Now go to my room. ;)
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    someone in my pants said you wanted to talk to me?
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first! :tongue:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Okay so we have had the threads rate the person above you.. Lets have your best pick up like for the person above you. Come lets here them funny serious or whatever works lol.

    I miss my teddy bear...can I sleep with you?
  • ahalla
    ahalla Posts: 66 Member
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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first! :tongue:

    If I could go back to my 6th grade dance I would use that!! LMAO. Too funny
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    Should i call you for breakfast or nudge you?
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    Should i call you for breakfast or nudge you?

    LOL
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    It doesn't necessarily work coming from me, but here goes whatever:

    How do you like your eggs - scrambled? Or fertilized?
  • messyinthekitchen
    messyinthekitchen Posts: 662 Member
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    someone in my pants said you wanted to talk to me?

    haha I like this one
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    someone in my pants said you wanted to talk to me?

    haha I like this one

    Hey i just got an invite to you coming out of that dress party can't wait ;)
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
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    The word of the day is legs, now lets go home and spread the word.


    (Hubby used that on my in San Diego, then proposed, lol, gotta love those Marines)

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