What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
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    Built
    Intelligent
    Good looking
    Dexterous

    Too much to ask? 😁

    I’ve given it some thought and i’ve decided you’re right. Also
    Genuine
    Interesting
    Reliable
    Teachable
    Honest and
    Yhot

    Somehow I was paged. Weird. :ohwell:

    Are you sure about that?

    I'd share the screenshot, but that seems unnecessary. :|

    I beg to differ

    Probably also some other un words :laugh:

    You're just skirting around being proven wrong

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    Your lack of belief is kilting me

    You can't use dad jokes to distract me, despite my love of all things dilfs

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    Just your luck because I happen to have one in my purse

    We should calibrate your measure tape first. I have a 4oz coke can we can use as standard baseline. :smirk:

    Perfect, I'll be right over

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    Id hope so since bad breath is a turn off of mine

    Yet somehow male internet bravado is not :laugh:

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    Speaking of, is that one weirdo back yet?

    Surprisingly, I enjoy the back and forth smart-assery on here, I can't help myself. You can call it a weakness of mine as I like the challenge.

    And which weirdo are you referring to? You need to be far more specific.

    Wait, we're gonna start owning our fetishes now instead of dancing around them? I have a list. :bigsmile:

    The one who declared all women have a thing for male hands. The universal turn on (allegedly).

    Hey, I've always owned mine -- I just really like to annoy you

    And I don't remember him, but I will say that I'm more into what hands can do rather than hands in general

    You don't annoy me in the least, and I don't mean that as any type of put down. I'm not even sure those exist anymore, here or otherwise. Mild irritation from some few in real life, but that's the extent of that, and I purposely don't engage there.

    He was a she. I'm trying to remember her last
    username. I thought @ermengarde22 was her for a bit, now I don't think so.

    oh no i’m the weirdo
    How could anyone not recognize you?
    ^^ that.

    She could've been a headless torso and I'd still recognize her.

    aww 🥰 tyall

    leut dont recognize me ever, i’m not offended
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    edited September 2022
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    .
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Built
    Intelligent
    Good looking
    Dexterous

    Too much to ask? 😁

    I’ve given it some thought and i’ve decided you’re right. Also
    Genuine
    Interesting
    Reliable
    Teachable
    Honest and
    Yhot

    Somehow I was paged. Weird. :ohwell:

    Are you sure about that?

    I'd share the screenshot, but that seems unnecessary. :|

    I beg to differ

    Probably also some other un words :laugh:

    You're just skirting around being proven wrong

    kytozzv7854j.gif

    Your lack of belief is kilting me

    You can't use dad jokes to distract me, despite my love of all things dilfs

    vcukfcrpxu9m.gif

    Just your luck because I happen to have one in my purse

    We should calibrate your measure tape first. I have a 4oz coke can we can use as standard baseline. :smirk:

    Perfect, I'll be right over

    lzv3qu11jm9f.gif

    Id hope so since bad breath is a turn off of mine

    Yet somehow male internet bravado is not :laugh:

    zj5uewgtep14.gif

    Speaking of, is that one weirdo back yet?

    Surprisingly, I enjoy the back and forth smart-assery on here, I can't help myself. You can call it a weakness of mine as I like the challenge.

    And which weirdo are you referring to? You need to be far more specific.

    Wait, we're gonna start owning our fetishes now instead of dancing around them? I have a list. :bigsmile:

    The one who declared all women have a thing for male hands. The universal turn on (allegedly).

    Hey, I've always owned mine -- I just really like to annoy you

    And I don't remember him, but I will say that I'm more into what hands can do rather than hands in general

    You don't annoy me in the least, and I don't mean that as any type of put down. I'm not even sure those exist anymore, here or otherwise. Mild irritation from some few in real life, but that's the extent of that, and I purposely don't engage there.

    He was a she. I'm trying to remember her last
    username. I thought @ermengarde22 was her for a bit, now I don't think so.

    oh no i’m the weirdo
    How could anyone not recognize you?
    ^^ that.

    She could've been a headless torso and I'd still recognize her.

    aww 🥰 tyall

    leut dont recognize me ever, i’m not offended

    In fairness to me, I'm here like once every couple of years and only stay a handful of weeks. The two times I didn't are the outliers.
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    .
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Built
    Intelligent
    Good looking
    Dexterous

    Too much to ask? 😁

    I’ve given it some thought and i’ve decided you’re right. Also
    Genuine
    Interesting
    Reliable
    Teachable
    Honest and
    Yhot

    Somehow I was paged. Weird. :ohwell:

    Are you sure about that?

    I'd share the screenshot, but that seems unnecessary. :|

    I beg to differ

    Probably also some other un words :laugh:

    You're just skirting around being proven wrong

    kytozzv7854j.gif

    Your lack of belief is kilting me

    You can't use dad jokes to distract me, despite my love of all things dilfs

    vcukfcrpxu9m.gif

    Just your luck because I happen to have one in my purse

    We should calibrate your measure tape first. I have a 4oz coke can we can use as standard baseline. :smirk:

    Perfect, I'll be right over

    lzv3qu11jm9f.gif

    Id hope so since bad breath is a turn off of mine

    Yet somehow male internet bravado is not :laugh:

    zj5uewgtep14.gif

    Speaking of, is that one weirdo back yet?

    Surprisingly, I enjoy the back and forth smart-assery on here, I can't help myself. You can call it a weakness of mine as I like the challenge.

    And which weirdo are you referring to? You need to be far more specific.

    Wait, we're gonna start owning our fetishes now instead of dancing around them? I have a list. :bigsmile:

    The one who declared all women have a thing for male hands. The universal turn on (allegedly).

    Hey, I've always owned mine -- I just really like to annoy you

    And I don't remember him, but I will say that I'm more into what hands can do rather than hands in general

    You don't annoy me in the least, and I don't mean that as any type of put down. I'm not even sure those exist anymore, here or otherwise. Mild irritation from some few in real life, but that's the extent of that, and I purposely don't engage there.

    He was a she. I'm trying to remember her last username. I thought @ermengarde22 was her for a bit, now I don't think so.

    I find it funny that you had to specify that my not annoying you shouldn't be offensive lol

    You seem emotionally invested there, seemed prudent lest you really assert yourself in the trying. :bigsmile:
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,712 Member
    When they don't promise me the world. I really like realists 😌


    Also, big hands. Yes, please!!!
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    When they don't promise me the world. I really like realists 😌


    Also, big hands. Yes, please!!!

    THANK YOU see i’m not alone
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    When they don't promise me the world. I really like realists 😌


    Also, big hands. Yes, please!!!

    THANK YOU see i’m not alone

    I refuse to believe you're her

    They're gotta be an upper bound here, right? I mean there's big hands and then there's like Shaq hands. Surely ever larger does not mean infinitely more attractive.
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    edited September 2022
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    When they don't promise me the world. I really like realists 😌


    Also, big hands. Yes, please!!!

    THANK YOU see i’m not alone

    I refuse to believe you're her

    They're gotta be an upper bound here, right? I mean there's big hands and then there's like Shaq hands. Surely ever larger does not mean infinitely more attractive.

    You're just jealous that your hand game pales in comparison to this man

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    There's hand game and then hand game, be more specific

    I do own a suit that makes my hands look huge, apparently
  • _Dan1985
    _Dan1985 Posts: 310 Member
    edited September 2022
    duichaser wrote: »
    Hmmm....still waiting for a female to respond that her weakness is a guy in his late 40s with a great mind, heart, job, and a dadbod. Anyone????

    Sincerity is an excellent trait irl, but for whatever reason it’s not a big draw in chitchat. However, I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors

    You're right - but I'd say that self deprecating humour can be quite endearing. Not sure that's exactly what he was going for mind.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    duichaser wrote: »
    Hmmm....still waiting for a female to respond that her weakness is a guy in his late 40s with a great mind, heart, job, and a dadbod. Anyone????

    Sincerity is an excellent trait irl, but for whatever reason it’s not a big draw in chitchat. However, I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors

    You're right - but I'd say that self deprecating humour can be quite endearing. Not sure that's exactly what he was going for mind.
    Fair point
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,712 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    When they don't promise me the world. I really like realists 😌


    Also, big hands. Yes, please!!!

    THANK YOU see i’m not alone

    I refuse to believe you're her

    They're gotta be an upper bound here, right? I mean there's big hands and then there's like Shaq hands. Surely ever larger does not mean infinitely more attractive.

    You're just jealous that your hand game pales in comparison to this man

    p96l5x172gtd.jpg

    There's hand game and then hand game, be more specific

    I do own a suit that makes my hands look huge, apparently

    👀
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    When he buys me something pretty


    Like a new car
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,540 Member
    When he buys me something pretty


    Like a new car

    Got it - now we talking hot wheels or matchbox here 🤔
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When he buys me something pretty


    Like a new car

    Got it - now we talking hot wheels or matchbox here 🤔

    Hess truck please.

    Yesterday my car went over one of those concrete barrier things that’s supposed to tell you that it’s OK to stop parking your car. And when I backed out it ripped off half my front end. And then, because I drive a plastic vehicle, I was able to snap it back in place. WTF

    Sidenote: Dude in the parking lot shrieked like I hit his dog And then did nothing to help.

  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,540 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When he buys me something pretty


    Like a new car

    Got it - now we talking hot wheels or matchbox here 🤔

    Hess truck please.

    Yesterday my car went over one of those concrete barrier things that’s supposed to tell you that it’s OK to stop parking your car. And when I backed out it ripped off half my front end. And then, because I drive a plastic vehicle, I was able to snap it back in place. WTF

    Sidenote: Dude in the parking lot shrieked like I hit his dog And then did nothing to help.

    Was this dude wearing a stocking cap when it was warm outside - I feel like he was

    Also sorry about your ride -
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    When they don't promise me the world. I really like realists 😌


    Also, big hands. Yes, please!!!

    THANK YOU see i’m not alone

    I refuse to believe you're her

    They're gotta be an upper bound here, right? I mean there's big hands and then there's like Shaq hands. Surely ever larger does not mean infinitely more attractive.

    i’m not like size queen if thats what youre saying

    and i’m just a weird girl who is on here sometimes and sometimes writes in morse code
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    When they don't promise me the world. I really like realists 😌


    Also, big hands. Yes, please!!!

    THANK YOU see i’m not alone

    I refuse to believe you're her

    They're gotta be an upper bound here, right? I mean there's big hands and then there's like Shaq hands. Surely ever larger does not mean infinitely more attractive.

    i’m not like size queen if thats what youre saying

    and i’m just a weird girl who is on here sometimes and sometimes writes in morse code

    -_-
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    edited September 2022
    when he finds my socially awkward come ons endearing
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Watching a man drive a stick shift 🥵 not sure why it's hot AF
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Neck kisses 😌

  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Watching a man drive a stick shift 🥵 not sure why it's hot AF

    This and when you're sitting in the passenger seat and they put their arm on the back of your chair to look behind you in order to reverse 💦

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Watching a man drive a stick shift 🥵 not sure why it's hot AF

    This and when you're sitting in the passenger seat and they put their arm on the back of your chair to look behind you in order to reverse 💦
    I do this and it always makes me feel like a badass. I still don’t know how to drive a stick though
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,540 Member
    Watching a man drive a stick shift 🥵 not sure why it's hot AF

    What if it’s 3 on the tree?? Still manual so does that count?
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Watching a man drive a stick shift 🥵 not sure why it's hot AF

    What if it’s 3 on the tree?? Still manual so does that count?

    That counts in my book, Rob! LOL

    I am so old, everyone knew how to drive a manual when I was coming up.
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,712 Member
    When they can't get enough of my kisses 😏
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Watching a man drive a stick shift 🥵 not sure why it's hot AF

    What if it’s 3 on the tree?? Still manual so does that count?

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Watching a man drive a stick shift 🥵 not sure why it's hot AF

    This and when you're sitting in the passenger seat and they put their arm on the back of your chair to look behind you in order to reverse 💦
    I do this and it always makes me feel like a badass. I still don’t know how to drive a stick though

    Don't let me sit in the passenger seat with you, then - I might have to come onto you
    an honor and a privilege

  • Lucy221
    Lucy221 Posts: 85 Member
    Confidence, intelligence and a dirty mind 😉
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    I've learned so much from this thread today
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
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    When @kinetixtrainer2 calls me an a hole....rawwrrrr

    Hotness bias, let Larry David call you one. :bigsmile:
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    Lucy221 wrote: »
    Confidence, intelligence and a dirty mind 😉

    Call me! 😂
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