What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,501 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When she’s held together by screws.

    I know a chick

    I love her & if she doesn’t come out to play soon ima take a hostage

    She’ll be back -she like the terminator
  • itsjustme1984
    itsjustme1984 Posts: 413 Member
    Secure but still a little jealous
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When she’s held together by screws.

    I know a chick

    I love her & if she doesn’t come out to play soon ima take a hostage

    She’ll be back -she like the terminator

    Her last forum post was October 2. I checked
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,501 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When she’s held together by screws.

    I know a chick

    I love her & if she doesn’t come out to play soon ima take a hostage

    She’ll be back -she like the terminator

    Her last forum post was October 2. I checked

    Damn didn’t realize it’s been that long - still confident she’ll be back
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    a two handed grip
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    a two handed grip

    😂
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    a two handed grip

    😂

    I’m not averse to helping either
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    a two handed grip

    😂

    I’m not averse to helping either

    Not averse or eager?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When he gets my humour 😁
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    When he puts his recycling in the proper bin....well any bin really
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I saw a man in the Walmart parking lot which I know doesn’t sound promising but he was a burly beefcake with muscles on his muscles & now I need to see him in a kilt
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    writes me a story ♥️
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    Makes me dinner....like a good dinner not something weird
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,773 Member
    Nothing, not a damn thing! 🤨
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,501 Member
    Nothing, not a damn thing! 🤨

    You lyin - you like dudes that like dirt bikes 😉
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,773 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Nothing, not a damn thing! 🤨

    You lyin - you like dudes that like dirt bikes 😉

    Got me! 😂
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    Transparency, I like knowing where I stand. You like me, great. You don't like me, great too. Just don't barely feed me enough crumbs to have me racking my brain wondering what's going on...

    Nah I'm just kidding, I just like em see through like casper
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    tigrig wrote: »
    Transparency, I like knowing where I stand. You like me, great. You don't like me, great too. Just don't barely feed me enough crumbs to have me racking my brain wondering what's going on...

    Nah I'm just kidding, I just like em see through like casper

    I don’t even know you. I’m sure you’re okay. But like? I’m kinda on the fence. I’m gonna need the entire life story before I can meet these strict transparency rules.


    All of these responses are for me, right? 🤔
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Nothing, not a damn thing! 🤨

    So me? 🥰
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Makes me dinner....like a good dinner not something weird

    I’ve got some good ol’ fashion Spahetti-O’s in the pantry. Why don’t you come over and I’ll open a can. 😏
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I saw a man in the Walmart parking lot which I know doesn’t sound promising but he was a burly beefcake with muscles on his muscles & now I need to see him in a kilt

    I was at Walmart today. This may have been me. Probably not but we can pretend it was. 😏
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,501 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited November 2022
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉

    Reese cups!?!

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited November 2022
    When she coordinates duck face selfies with me 😍 🦆
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I saw a man in the Walmart parking lot which I know doesn’t sound promising but he was a burly beefcake with muscles on his muscles & now I need to see him in a kilt

    I was at Walmart today. This may have been me. Probably not but we can pretend it was. 😏

    If I saw you at the Walmart, or rather, if you saw me at the Walmart in all my people of Walmart glory I would have to pay you not to tell people how I frumpy i am.
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,501 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉

    Reese cups!?!

    giphy.gif?cid=5e214886j2o4v83xy4y8195xjkocp1224127w12ge7f2qvqc&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

    Was thinking snickers but - I can do reeces

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited November 2022
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I saw a man in the Walmart parking lot which I know doesn’t sound promising but he was a burly beefcake with muscles on his muscles & now I need to see him in a kilt

    I was at Walmart today. This may have been me. Probably not but we can pretend it was. 😏

    If I saw you at the Walmart, or rather, if you saw me at the Walmart in all my people of Walmart glory I would have to pay you not to tell people how I frumpy i am.

    Nonsense. Your pajamas were lovely. But if you don’t want the pictures to get out, I accept cash. 🤑
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    When’s as excited to see me as my dog is 😍

    So gets on all fours, jumps up on you, and sniffs you in inappropriate places? 🤔

    Seems like a lot. What kinda treats does this earn?

    Trust me - the treats are worth while 😉

    Reese cups!?!

    giphy.gif?cid=5e214886j2o4v83xy4y8195xjkocp1224127w12ge7f2qvqc&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

    Was thinking snickers but - I can do reeces

    Wouldn’t wag my tail for a Snickers. I’ve got standards. 😌
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