What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ROULER10 wrote: »
    Eyes

    I have two of these. Four if I decide I really need to see distance

    Distance ??



    He's going the distance
    He's going for speed
    She's all alone (all alone)
    All alone in her time of need
    Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
    He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
    He's going the distance
    No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
    He's haunted by something he cannot define
    Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
    Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force
    In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade
    She's hoping in time that her memories will fade
    'Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
    He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
    The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
    And long ago somebody left with the cup
    But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns
    And thinking of someone for whom he still burns


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  • ROULER10
    ROULER10 Posts: 39 Member
    Trolleys being ridden like that
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    He lets me eat crackers in bed, kick off all the covers, & sleep with the window open wide
  • ROULER10
    ROULER10 Posts: 39 Member
    He lets me eat crackers in bed, kick off all the covers, & sleep with the window open wide

    Crackers in bed is dangerous
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ROULER10 wrote: »
    He lets me eat crackers in bed, kick off all the covers, & sleep with the window open wide

    Crackers in bed is dangerous

    Especially on the first date
  • ROULER10
    ROULER10 Posts: 39 Member
    ROULER10 wrote: »
    He lets me eat crackers in bed, kick off all the covers, & sleep with the window open wide

    Crackers in bed is dangerous

    Especially on the first date

    True being presented with a cracker in bed might be a let down😄
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,500 Member
    He lets me eat crackers in bed, kick off all the covers, & sleep with the window open wide

    I just fell in lust with you
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    He lets me eat crackers in bed, kick off all the covers, & sleep with the window open wide

    I just fell in lust with you

    Scoot over
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ROULER10 wrote: »
    Eyes

    I have two of these. Four if I decide I really need to see distance

    Distance ??



    He's going the distance
    He's going for speed
    She's all alone (all alone)
    All alone in her time of need
    Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
    He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
    He's going the distance
    No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
    He's haunted by something he cannot define
    Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
    Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force
    In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade
    She's hoping in time that her memories will fade
    'Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
    He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
    The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
    And long ago somebody left with the cup
    But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns
    And thinking of someone for whom he still burns


    .

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    @Peachesnstuff

    okay... now you've done it.

    Time for a Cold, Cold Shower


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  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    A sexy walk
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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited December 2022
    tigrig wrote: »
    A sexy walk
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    You like my strut? I like yours too.
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  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    tigrig wrote: »
    A sexy walk
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    You like my strut? I like yours too.

    I'm not strutting, this is just how I walk 😉😝
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Canceles on me more often than not. 🥰
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    When he gets up 20 minutes earlier than me to remove the snow from my car, warm it up, make me coffee, and tells me to drive safe
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    When he gets up 20 minutes earlier than me to remove the snow from my car, warm it up, make me coffee, and tells me to drive safe
    Especially when he does it unprompted
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    When he brushes his teeth for the full 2 minutes 😍😁 Lemme see them pearly whites!!!
  • Kenn1414
    Kenn1414 Posts: 389 Member
    When he brushes his teeth for the full 2 minutes 😍😁 Lemme see them pearly whites!!!

    I bought a toothbrush a few months ago that buzzes every 30 secs for 2 mins to tell you when to change what quarter of your mouth to brush. Honestly, absolute game changer.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Peels my grapes
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Butters my biscuit
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    Netflix and chill... Like with snuggies and snacks and stuff.
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    Butters my biscuit

    With sausage gravy too or nah??
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,833 Member
    Butters my biscuit
    Peels my grapes

    Hungry?

  • Kind eyes, thin, fit & adventurous in all aspects of life!
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    Butters my biscuit
    Peels my grapes

    Hungry?

    frikken frackin calorie deficit
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Butters my biscuit

    With sausage gravy too or nah??

    Not sure what that is but I’ll try most things once
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Frenches my toast
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Mouths my
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    I'ma gonna leave this alone 🤣🤣
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,500 Member
    Mouths my

    I know a guy - call me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Witty banter
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