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What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
Ok good Because my intention was not to be offensive❤️TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »🚩🚩🚩 sometimes you need a little crazy in your life
I think there may be a gender divide here. If a woman has some red flags maybe she’s into some kooky spiritual *kitten*, maybe she gets a little loud sometimes, and on the rare occasion she might boil up your bunny. But if a man has red flags he might wait till you’re pregnant and then push you in a river.
You've never woke up to a woman holding a butcher knife because you cheated on her in her dream 💀
You caught a bunny boiler didn’t you
Sorry, I shouldn’t make light. That is scary AF and I hope you got out OK
I was referencing the leading cause of death among pregnant women in the US with my earlier comment. I should’ve been more clear
Oh I took it as a complete joke. I'm not that serious that I don't laugh about every situation I've been in 😂
I promise there's nothing anyone here could say that would offend me. Between working for the railroad and in maintenance now I've seen and heard it all2 -
So dinner & dancing then?TwitchyMagee wrote: »
Ok good Because my intention was not to be offensive❤️TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »🚩🚩🚩 sometimes you need a little crazy in your life
I think there may be a gender divide here. If a woman has some red flags maybe she’s into some kooky spiritual *kitten*, maybe she gets a little loud sometimes, and on the rare occasion she might boil up your bunny. But if a man has red flags he might wait till you’re pregnant and then push you in a river.
You've never woke up to a woman holding a butcher knife because you cheated on her in her dream 💀
You caught a bunny boiler didn’t you
Sorry, I shouldn’t make light. That is scary AF and I hope you got out OK
I was referencing the leading cause of death among pregnant women in the US with my earlier comment. I should’ve been more clear
Oh I took it as a complete joke. I'm not that serious that I don't laugh about every situation I've been in 😂
I promise there's nothing anyone here could say that would offend me. Between working for the
railroad and in maintenance now I've seen and heard it all
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
So dinner & dancing then?TwitchyMagee wrote: »
Ok good Because my intention was not to be offensive❤️TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »🚩🚩🚩 sometimes you need a little crazy in your life
I think there may be a gender divide here. If a woman has some red flags maybe she’s into some kooky spiritual *kitten*, maybe she gets a little loud sometimes, and on the rare occasion she might boil up your bunny. But if a man has red flags he might wait till you’re pregnant and then push you in a river.
You've never woke up to a woman holding a butcher knife because you cheated on her in her dream 💀
You caught a bunny boiler didn’t you
Sorry, I shouldn’t make light. That is scary AF and I hope you got out OK
I was referencing the leading cause of death among pregnant women in the US with my earlier comment. I should’ve been more clear
Oh I took it as a complete joke. I'm not that serious that I don't laugh about every situation I've been in 😂
I promise there's nothing anyone here could say that would offend me. Between working for the
railroad and in maintenance now I've seen and heard it all
Well I thought you'd never ask ☺️2 -
When he lets me in all the way.0
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it can do tricks1
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When she calls me “bud”🥵🫦3
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When she sends me her recipes 😋0
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R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »When he has big hands to hold my cake
What exactly constitutes as big?? Asking for a friend…0 -
R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »When he has big hands to hold my cake
What exactly constitutes as big?? Asking for a friend…
I want to know more about the cake1 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »When he has big hands to hold my cake
What exactly constitutes as big?? Asking for a friend…
I want to know more about the cake
I need to know measurements of the cake!!1 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »When he has big hands to hold my cake
What exactly constitutes as big?? Asking for a friend…
I want to know more about the cake
I need to know measurements of the cake!!
I'm sure it's an average size cake2 -
watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »When he has big hands to hold my cake
What exactly constitutes as big?? Asking for a friend…
I want to know more about the cake
I need to know measurements of the cake!!
I'm sure it's an average size cake
Phew! I’m golden then !!
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watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »When he has big hands to hold my cake
What exactly constitutes as big?? Asking for a friend…
I want to know more about the cake
I need to know measurements of the cake!!
I'm sure it's an average size cake
You're right it's just average3 -
A big ole dump truck : )0
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It’s all about the eyes👀2
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Helps me dust0
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Pocket full of cough drops1
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And educated man with excellent oral skills who is also a handyman with above average manual dexterity 😏2
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The ability to carry lots of heavy grocery bags ...ok liquor store bags2
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Forklift certified0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »And educated man with excellent oral skills who is also a handyman with above average manual dexterity 😏
You had me until the educated part 😩 I'm just missing out over hereTwitchyMagee wrote: »Forklift certified
What about manlift and boomlift certified🤔1 -
Score!slimgirljo15 wrote: »And educated man with excellent oral skills who is also a handyman with above average manual dexterity 😏
You had me until the educated part 😩 I'm just missing out over hereTwitchyMagee wrote: »Forklift certified
What about manlift and boomlift certified🤔
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »And educated man with excellent oral skills who is also a handyman with above average manual dexterity 😏
That's me Jo....
I like a woman who understands, appreciates and enjoys her own sexuality....1 -
He puts the lotion on my skin
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A little thick but not too thick & smart but not too smart & funny but not too funny & tall but not too tall & perfect in every way but not too perfect
If that makes sense2 -
When Amazon doesn’t send your gift on time so he draws you a picture 😊1
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Hourglass0
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pinwheel0
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