NSV???? SWEET REVENGE???? SATISFACTION???

i am not sure what NSV means---nice sweet voice/ no sexual variation/nude sun violation/no sweat victory???? anyway---maybe this is one---LOL

i am taking my daughter troll (kelsi) to houston this weekend to my ex's house so she can try on her wedding dress for the first time since he bought it and he has it there. now, i havent seen him in at least 6 months and i have been worried about what i will wear since i have lost about 20 lbs since he saw me last and (if i say so myself) i am looking mighty fine (at least better than i did 6 months ago--have a looong way to go to be freaking hot again) (also, no--i do not want him back--he is remarried to a "wonderful" woman---that is another story and i just dont have time to get into that right now---maybe another day) OK--back on track--i have some black capris and shirt that i was thinking about but really want to wear this other shirt but need khaki capris with it so i dug out a pair that i had hidden in a drawer and tried them on----i can not only put them on without unbuttoning them but i can stick both arms down the sides and pull the pants out to the sides quite a bit----NOT THE LOOK I AM GOING FOR--so khaki capris are out. have these black bermuda shorts that kelsi and greg (her fiance) picked out a couple of years ago when i was trying to date again--lets just say i only wore them once and thought never again---short story here---we were all shopping for me something to wear and kelsi and greg found these shorts and a white shirt and a black vest---went to dressing room to try them on and locked myself in the dressing room and wouldnt come out---they are outside loudly asking me to open the door---NO---I CANT--- why not----BECAUSE--because why---BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A 246 LB ANGUS FROM ACDC (somewhere in the other rooms i hear snickering)---awwww cant be that bad--YES IT IS---open up---NO--let us see----OK--oh wow, uh, well,---I KNOW RIGHT----ITS LIKE HELLS BELLS (now i hear outright laughing and see out of the corner of my eye a couple of dressing room doors open and see a couple of heads peak out) NEVER NEVER NEVER WILL I LET YOU TWO PICK OUT MY CLOTHES AGAIN (slam the door and rip off the clothes---all the while singing---hells bells, a hells bells) wow--sorry that was more of a long story than a short one---now back to the real issue. so i put on the black capris that i just bought two months ago and same thing---put them on without unbuttoning them but they feel a little better than the other ones--loose but not so loose i cant wear them. so the black capris--shirt---sparkley flip flops. now i have to fix my hair and put on my makeup really good and oh yeah repaint my toenails---COWBOY BLUE-- and i am thinking----

is this a NSV or will it be SWEET REVENGE--thats right sucker---leave me when i was fat---now i weigh less than you and your wife----i will be SMOKIN HOT at our daughters wedding next october and you will not---or should it be SATISFACTION in just me knowing i look good and i should just wear the scooby doo shirt that is really loose on me and he will never know how much i have lost until the big day????

i dont know---guess we have to wait until monday to see how it turns out---let you know monday.