I wanna be fat, but I can't because I'm single..

ChrisMillhouse
ChrisMillhouse Posts: 2
edited October 2024 in Introduce Yourself
I wish I could be fat..everyone loves the funny fat guy!
(I'm a professional comedian)

I look at pregnant women and think "I want that"...not the baby, I just want to be fat and have people do things for me.
Anywho, I'm trying to lose a few lbs for the ladies since I'm single.

Do you guys find this site helpful?

Replies

  • CharlieJuliette
    CharlieJuliette Posts: 459 Member
    The ladies prefer the funny slim guy!

    This website is great - hope you like it!
  • 1smemae94
    1smemae94 Posts: 365 Member
    This site is amazing, you're going to love it!
  • Athena413
    Athena413 Posts: 1,709 Member
    I'm confused - you want to be fat but now you're trying to lose a few? :tongue:

    Regardless of your goals - whether losing or gaining - I think this site is very helpful. You put in your goals, it tells you what calories to net to reach your goals. Simple as that - well...and then you actually have to workout according to your goals. Either way - the site and the app are both very helpful, in my opinion.
  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,079 Member
    lol but the prego lady has to go to the dr constantly. lol and yes this site is extremely helpful :D feel free to add me ill cheer u on :D
  • MikeInAZ
    MikeInAZ Posts: 483 Member
    Is that your material?? What's your day job?? Hope you keep it!

    Why do they call them cookies? You don't cook them, you bake them, they should be called Bakies! Who are these ad people and where do they come up with this stuff??

    No really, I kid. You don't REALLY want to be fat?? You just want to eat what ever and not care. But fat will lead to a sad life and an early grave.

    You're more likely to get some if you bring a six pack on a date than a 40oz bottle. Six pack is metaphor for rock hard abs. Wow I'm full of gems today!

    Good luck dude!

    - M
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    After continued frustration and weight gain, this site is the only thing I found finally reversed my gaining into losing. It rocks my socks off.
  • JoanWill
    JoanWill Posts: 217
    So far this is the only site that has helped me stick to a commitment to change my lifestyle.

    And if you need friends feel free to add me I could use some humor too, some days, most days actually.

    Good luck.
  • FREAK34
    FREAK34 Posts: 1
    me tooo!!
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    Why does William Hung come to mind?
  • ChrisMillhouse
    ChrisMillhouse Posts: 2
    Because you looked in the mirror?
  • deansters
    deansters Posts: 59 Member
    This website is pretty awesome
    i really am loving it and im sure u would
  • alapoint89
    alapoint89 Posts: 632
    hey dont care what anyone thinks because fat skinny the lady will love u for who u are not for who u wanna be
  • greenhumanclay
    greenhumanclay Posts: 402 Member
    You are funny I want to add just because of that lol But on a serious note this site has been the one thing that has lead me to change my bad habits and create new ones and meet some supportive ppl who are on a similar path in life! Plus loads of free info from regular folks and pros it can't hurt to check it out and really search the threads and network! Feel free to add me! Screw the motivation I need some humor! Good luck!
This discussion has been closed.

Categories