What's your fake name when you go out?

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  • Lisa_222
    Lisa_222 Posts: 301 Member
    My clubing days are so far back in the inner resources of my mind that it would take month to retrieve the data.

    However I do enjoy giving fake names at Starbucks when I order my coffee. My big favorites are Zelda for Zelda Fitzgerald, Liz for Lizzie Borden, Anne for Anne Boelyn, and Cathy for Catherine de Medici. Bascially troublesome, crazy or murderous women. I have considered adding Lucretia Borgia or Livia Drusilla to the list, but as it is the clerks are Starbucks cannot spell Amy or any of the above names correct so I am pretty sure Lucretia or Livia would cause their heads to explode.
    LOL!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Like a lot of other people said.... just politely say you arent interested and move on. No need for any of this.
  • jeffsgal105
    jeffsgal105 Posts: 195 Member
    Once, at a squadron get together, my hubby handed me a name tag that said ... Hello.... I am.... Hellen Bed

    That's as close to giving a fake name as I've gotten.
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    I don't give a fake name either. When I go out, I don't mind if someone weird or ugly starts trying to hang out. I talk to all types. I don't have a problem straight-up telling someone I'm not interested.
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    So, we all have/had that stage when we'd go out to the club/bar with our friends & some guy/girl comes up to you. You're so not interested, so you give that person a different name.

    Ummmm I've never done that. Whats the point of giving someone a fake name. Its easier to say "Sorry,not interested"

    ^^^This.

    ^^^This. . . I don't play games. . I will straight up say who I am and oh. . . "NOT INTERESTED" if that's the case.
  • MsBaby117
    MsBaby117 Posts: 201 Member
    Mine is always Angela Spencer :)
  • Fatchickslim
    Fatchickslim Posts: 396 Member
    Can't say I've ever done that, but when I'm at Starbucks and they ask for a name to go with my order it's Bob. Cause they always spell everything else wrong and I'm a Blackadder fan.
  • MisterSixer
    MisterSixer Posts: 37 Member
    When I was at the NJ Shore for my friends bachelor party weekend, my buddy introduced me as Chris Devon a club owner of several NYC hotspots. I guess I played the part well because we took these two back to the rented beach house. yikesss
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    I always used Mandy or Ashley, I never wanted to be recognized when out with family
  • GoyaMommy13
    GoyaMommy13 Posts: 80 Member
    i'm hispanic, so i give a hispanic name- more realistic. Julia Hernandez. my name is actually gloria. kinda sounds like julia so i still turn my head when they call-- hernandez was my maiden name.

    the point of doing this guys--- so we can still get free drinks from you. END OF STORY.

    this was supposed to be a fun post that people blew out of proportion!! lol
  • paulahhhh
    paulahhhh Posts: 283
    the point of doing this guys--- so we can still get free drinks from you. END OF STORY.

    this was supposed to be a fun post that people blew out of proportion!! lol

    Serious.
  • KimmyEB
    KimmyEB Posts: 1,208 Member
    My clubing days are so far back in the inner resources of my mind that it would take month to retrieve the data.

    However I do enjoy giving fake names at Starbucks when I order my coffee. My big favorites are Zelda for Zelda Fitzgerald, Liz for Lizzie Borden, Anne for Anne Boelyn, and Cathy for Catherine de Medici. Bascially troublesome, crazy or murderous women. I have considered adding Lucretia Borgia or Livia Drusilla to the list, but as it is the clerks are Starbucks cannot spell Amy or any of the above names correct so I am pretty sure Lucretia or Livia would cause their heads to explode.

    More like, we've heard simple names like "Amy" spelled so many different ways, that it makes our heads want to explode. Try your best to fake a sincere apology to "Quevinne" for spelling his name phonetically, aka: what you thought was correct: KEVIN. Against corporate's wishes, the store I was at just didn't ask for names, except when corporate bigwigs were there, because we got sick of people's crap about their names.

    I've personally never given a fake name, but I give fake ages--always under 18 if a creepy weirdo hits on me. If they continue to hit on me, I just tell them I'll call the police. Usually works. :tongue:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Mine is Naomi. She's my altar ego though... I love making up stories! I get really creative and punch in "my number" in his phone too lol. It's fun!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    When I was at the NJ Shore for my friends bachelor party weekend, my buddy introduced me as Chris Devon a club owner of several NYC hotspots. I guess I played the part well because we took these two back to the rented beach house. yikesss

    Ha! That's so scumbaggish!!!!!
  • laurasnyder411
    laurasnyder411 Posts: 172 Member
    I used to work as a liquor promotions girl. I got alot of attention and it was part of my job to not insult the guests and make them feel as though they wanted to buy the product I was selling. Rather than give my name I would use a fake. Believe me, when you are approaching literally every guy in the bar, it's best not to give out your name. Haha! My fake was Maryjane.
  • Tori_356
    Tori_356 Posts: 510 Member
    Don't really have one for "going out" but I also go by Tori at times :-)
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