Butter in my eye

sassylilmama
sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
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Seriously you pervs! lol Really though I was spraying I can't believe its not butter on my toast. The top somehow slipped as I pressed down.Went right in my freaking eye. It burns.

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  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Cream helps
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Cream helps

    :giggity:
  • circusmom
    circusmom Posts: 662 Member
    I guess there are worse things you could get in your eye......
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I'm staying away from this one! I'd rather not be "suspended" today! LOL
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I'm staying away from this one! I'd rather not be "suspended" today! LOL

    awww no fun
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    You know theres a whole website out there where all they do is slap some butter on the chicks glasses.

    Kinda related. ;)
  • mcdonl
    mcdonl Posts: 342 Member
    LOL - Yesterday I was having green olives wrapped in anchovies and the nutritional information was on the bottom... I lifted it to read the bottom and forgot it was filled with oily goodness... needless to say the resistance my blinking mechanism fealt was decreased for sure!
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    shouldn't use butter then....lol it can hurt your health...you have the proof! :devil:
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I think we've already established that nut butter comes in a tube and if you manipulate it right, it sprays.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    It was a missfire..... hey it happens!
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I think we've already established that nut butter comes in a tube and if you manipulate it right, it sprays.

    yeah I just do not learn I guess
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I think we've already established that nut butter comes in a tube and if you manipulate it right, it sprays.

    and there it is! LOL
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    It was a missfire..... hey it happens!

    DUDE you really need to practice then!! rofl :devil:
  • MAGNIFIEDME
    MAGNIFIEDME Posts: 52 Member
    shouldn't use butter then....lol it can hurt your health...you have the proof! :devil:

    use hairspray instead - that'll help curb your appetite anyway - and yes it stings too :)
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    shouldn't use butter then....lol it can hurt your health...you have the proof! :devil:

    use hairspray instead - that'll help curb your appetite anyway - and yes it stings too :)

    you can also use it as a flame thrower too ...just incase you never know! :noway:
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    Thanks everyone for taking this thread exactly where I knew it would go. Need the laughs today. Continue...
  • flasportsfan
    flasportsfan Posts: 126 Member
    *trying not to get sucked in again*
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    *trying not to get sucked in again*

    i'm sure that was the problem in the first place.
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    Was it nut butter? If so, hey, it happens every now and then.
  • jah7700
    jah7700 Posts: 276 Member
    Ha!
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    Laughs at cecy's comment
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    *trying not to get sucked in again*

    i'm sure that was the problem in the first place.

    bwahahahaha...got you there Cece!
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    I guess there are worse things you could get in your eye......
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    i have no clue who you are.........but i like you !
  • Mike
    Mike Posts: 823 Member
    Folks - just a reminder, topics containing sexual content or thinly veiled sexual innuendo are not allowed on the MFP forums. We reserve the right to suspend or even ban members who repeatedly violate this rule.

    We are developing a "Groups" function as we speak which will allow members to create their own groups. Each group will have it's own forum, and those forums, while they will still have to adhere to a set of site-wide rules, will have slightly more leeway than the main MFP forums. A topic like this could be acceptable in a group - we'll explain more how that will work once groups are launched.

    Until then, however, please refrain from posting in similar topics on the MFP forums. Again, members who do so repeatedly will have their posting privileges suspended or can even be banned from the site.

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