New World Record!!!

I set a new world record this morning. Why is it not all over CNN is my question? I thought by now I would be getting a call from ESPN wanting to interview me and a call from the White House inviting me to dinner. I think I am being blacklisted, but I digress. What is this new record I speak of you may be asking yourself?

This morning, at 0520 I ran 10 miles in 1:56:03. That is an average of 11:29min/mile. Why is this a world record? I am the only Emmanuel SaintFleur in the world who has accomplished this. I checked it on Wikipedia so that makes it true. Another fact is that I am the first Emmanuel SaintFleur to have done this at 43 years of age. Also confirmed by Google that no other Emmanuel SaintFleurs have ran the first 5 miles at a 11:15min/pace. Overall I shattered my best average pace by 33 seconds. If anyone knows Barry and Michelle, tell them I am gonna need him to send Air Force Two to pick me up and to have the Lincoln Bedroom ready as I may need to sleep over.

E.