Crash N' Burn
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Anyone else here ever played Crash N' Burn, or is it just something my friends and I do when we are drunk?
Basically, you hit on girls at the bar with the most obscene line you can think of, and try to get shot down the most number of times in the night.
You actually LOSE points if you end up taking one home, and the loser has to buy a round of drinks for everyone next time.
Here's some gems:
"Nice Shoes, wanna F***"
"Lets go back to my place and order a pizza and f***" <--- If she says no or slaps you, you say "You're so hard to please. Fine. We'll order chinese."
"If we were both squirrels, would you place with my nuts?"
"You shouldn't drink anymore." <--- when she says "Why" you say "You're driving me home."
"I'm a direct honest person, so I think we should skip all the chitchat and skip right to the 4 hours of sex before I kick you out and make you take a taxi home"
Getting the idea? Fun game
Basically, you hit on girls at the bar with the most obscene line you can think of, and try to get shot down the most number of times in the night.
You actually LOSE points if you end up taking one home, and the loser has to buy a round of drinks for everyone next time.
Here's some gems:
"Nice Shoes, wanna F***"
"Lets go back to my place and order a pizza and f***" <--- If she says no or slaps you, you say "You're so hard to please. Fine. We'll order chinese."
"If we were both squirrels, would you place with my nuts?"
"You shouldn't drink anymore." <--- when she says "Why" you say "You're driving me home."
"I'm a direct honest person, so I think we should skip all the chitchat and skip right to the 4 hours of sex before I kick you out and make you take a taxi home"
Getting the idea? Fun game
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"Lets go back to my place and order a pizza and f***" <--- If she says no or slaps you, you say "You're so hard to please. Fine. We'll order chinese."
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:laugh: Its all fun til ya find the chick that whoops your butt0
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"Lets go back to my place and order a pizza and f***" <--- If she says no or slaps you, you say "You're so hard to please. Fine. We'll order chinese."
you'd lose, because for Chinese, I'd go home with you....:laugh:0 -
"Lets go back to my place and order a pizza and f***" <--- If she says no or slaps you, you say "You're so hard to please. Fine. We'll order chinese."
you'd lose, because for Chinese, I'd go home with you....:laugh:
And they say the way to a MAN's heart is his stomach.0 -
Sounds like it would be fun to watch.
You are a riot!0 -
hard to imagine somebody with so many incredible pictures of cutting trees and self-taken, shirtless pics in their MFP profile would ever get shot down0
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:laugh: Its all fun til ya find the chick that whoops your butt
Yea.... I'm kinda into that so.... still fun :laugh:0 -
You've actually taken a chick home after pulling one of those line? Now that is what I call skill by you and desperation by the chick...lol0
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:laugh: For real?? I want to see this in action!0
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hard to imagine somebody with so many incredible pictures of cutting trees and self-taken, shirtless pics in their MFP profile would ever get shot down
Do you know what a Perv he can be ?? :laugh:
LOL Avalonis you know I love you.....But Id love to sit back and watch that.....:drinker:0 -
Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.0
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Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.
You have to pick the women with high self esteem if you want actually shot down.
Other wise... it just works. Thats not a fun game! In the bar at 10:00, out by 10:15, at home by 10:20, finished passed out by 10:21.
See my point? Not much fun at all0 -
hard to imagine somebody with so many incredible pictures of cutting trees and self-taken, shirtless pics in their MFP profile would ever get shot down
Do you know what a Perv he can be ?? :laugh:
LOL Avalonis you know I love you.....But Id love to sit back and watch that.....:drinker:
haha I have no doubt. And it IS fun... to watch.
Pretty embarrassing to play0 -
where can I take lessons to learn to be as cool as you?0
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where can I take lessons to learn to be as cool as you?
I teach a charm class Mondays and Wednesdays at your local dog park.
Friday nights are graduation.0 -
Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.
You have to pick the women with high self esteem if you want actually shot down.
Other wise... it just works. Thats not a fun game! In the bar at 10:00, out by 10:15, at home by 10:20, finished passed out by 10:21.
See my point? Not much fun at all
I must say....Yep Id drump my drink on you.....How many points does that get you?0 -
Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.
You have to pick the women with high self esteem if you want actually shot down.
Other wise... it just works. Thats not a fun game! In the bar at 10:00, out by 10:15, at home by 10:20, finished passed out by 10:21.
See my point? Not much fun at all
I must say....Yep Id drump my drink on you.....How many points does that get you?
Haven't had it happen! Wow... never thought of that one. We need to give bonus points for that.0 -
Next time I go out with my guy friends, I'm going to make them do this and take pictures. Wait. One of them does and it somehow works. I have no idea why either.
You have to pick the women with high self esteem if you want actually shot down.
Other wise... it just works. Thats not a fun game! In the bar at 10:00, out by 10:15, at home by 10:20, finished passed out by 10:21.
See my point? Not much fun at all
I must say....Yep Id drump my drink on you.....How many points does that get you?
Haven't had it happen! Wow... never thought of that one. We need to give bonus points for that.
Always here to lend a helping hand....0 -
Shan and I will sit back and enjoy the show...
ever had a woman come back with an equally retarded line?0 -
Yea, I once said "1/10 women in a bar are rated a 9 or a 10, so what would make me want to take you home?" and the chick said
"I am funny."
I said "Prove it" so she said "What's great on pie but terrible on p****y?"
"I dunno"
"CRUST!"
Yea... it was good enough for me. I lost the game that night.0
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