Booty boy short panty

AlsDonkBoxSquat
AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
Wow, I'm amazed at the things that are out there for purchase. I'm making some critical purchases from Fredericks of Hollywood and saw "booty boy short panty" with "light padding." Man . . . guys never know what they're in for when they take a girl home! My the time the morning rolls around make up's gone, the D's have turned into A's because the padded bra is laying on the floor, the 25" waist is now 10" bigger because the spanks are laying on the floor, her weave is laying on the counter and now her long locks are pixie short, she suddenly has wonky teeth because her caps are laying beside her weave, and now she also has no *kitten* . . .

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  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    LMAO! women are masters of disguise and deception
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    double post
  • pinkdrizzle
    pinkdrizzle Posts: 3 Member
    *giggles* :laugh:
  • kykykenna
    kykykenna Posts: 656 Member
    OMFG......LMAO
  • chocolattahottie
    chocolattahottie Posts: 104
    lma0
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I prefer to disappoint people upon meeting them.
  • cubanasusana
    cubanasusana Posts: 24 Member
    and men have Viagra......enough said!
  • bnieder
    bnieder Posts: 1
    At least this boy knows now! haha
  • kportelli70
    kportelli70 Posts: 67
    OMG!!!! That's hilarious! I :heart: it! :laugh:
  • sandrahover
    sandrahover Posts: 33 Member
    LOL!! And how funny is it that as I am reading this, the ad on the side is for Butt Lift Jeans! :laugh:
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    I prefer to disappoint people upon meeting them.

    LMFAO!

    :flowerforyou:
  • Uk_Yogini
    Uk_Yogini Posts: 167
    Some of those boys don't look too hot the next morning either !
  • aa1440
    aa1440 Posts: 956 Member
    ROFLMAO!
  • zeleni
    zeleni Posts: 75 Member
    SOOO FUNNY!!! Because it is SOOO TRUE! hahaha
  • edmondskm
    edmondskm Posts: 22
    I read this to my husband and all he said was "Damn, that would suck. At least I have a real woman."

    This "real" woman wears A cup padded bra to be around a B, but no padded undies...I got enough there.
  • AdymondNtheRuff
    AdymondNtheRuff Posts: 108 Member
    Yes some women have disguises... I myself fall victim to the waist cinching but the booty, boobs and hair all belong to me.... hahahah but this comment topic is funny!!!
  • Jessamin
    Jessamin Posts: 338 Member
    Oh no, it's slipping into the ~REAL WOMAN~ ****show.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    I prefer to disappoint people upon meeting them.

    Agreed. Front loading the disappointment saves everyone the inevitable awkwardness.
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    So funny. . . I really needed the laugh tonight. . and I love this. . . Thank you~!
  • juliesummers
    juliesummers Posts: 738 Member
    See - the *kitten* we do to look good for you guys.
    Embrace it.
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
    This "real" woman wears A cup padded bra to be around a B, but no padded undies...I got enough there.

    Me too, girl. At least they're removable and not silicone, right??

    And those fake behinds frighten me. *shudder*
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Yes...it's a sad, sad state of affairs.../sigh!
    and men have Viagra......enough said!

    Only the ones that need it hun. Besides...viagra...enhances performance, if you wanted to make a comparison, you'd have to go for the sock in the pants thing lol.

    But again, that's only for those that need it =p.
  • raeberg44
    raeberg44 Posts: 4 Member
    Love it!!!
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    And now there is an ad for Booty Pop Panties showing up as i laugh and read this to my husband. :laugh:
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    This "real" woman wears A cup padded bra to be around a B, but no padded undies...I got enough there.

    Me too, girl. At least they're removable and not silicone, right??

    And those fake behinds frighten me. *shudder*

    I'm classified as "curvy," I couldn't imagine even "light padding" I'd look like Thelma Harper from Mama's Family, with my skirts riding low in front and high in back.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    HA!!!

    Poor fella. :cry:

    Don't forget the nails... remember that scene in Fresh Prince of Belair when him and his gf (Gina from Martin) get stuck in a room and she takes it all off...

    eyelashes, nails, weave, etc. So funny!!
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