What is the person above hiding in their closet?

A wardrobe of identical button up long sleeve shirts and ironed slacks on hangers all in dry cleaning bags

His autographed copy of Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits album....and a cheesburger from last Friday

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A collection of jock straps he’s accumulated over the years from various thrift shops. His mom threw out his favourite one when he was 12 and he’s been on the hunt for it ever since. 😢

Are there any cats in the cosmos??

What would life be without kitties??

A years supply of pre-workout!

A slinky, a Rubik’s cube and 2 Cabbage Patch Kids…

Fresh herbs that he seems to have stolen from Wheels’ closet 🤯

So dramatic!! Once a week is plenty 🙄

It looks like a tally of all the times he’s eaten ice cream in bed. Did you use red lipstick on the wall for that?? Now that’s not going to wash off!!

16 pair of trail shoes, a rabbit's foot...but no hoodies

@Cat0703a that was supposed to be our secret....did you also tell them about the matching one in your closet?

A beach ball, 3 sea shells, & a bucket of sand

All my things....how did you get them missy?

I am thinking 🤠 cowboy boots !!

Her Wonder Women costume

His Trucking Magazine collection.

Old love letters from high school