God has a weird sense of humor!

MissMollieK
MissMollieK Posts: 316 Member
edited October 2024 in Success Stories
Why is it that as a female I lose weight in my boobs and back before my actual problem areas...gut, thighs, etc???? I know boobs are supposed to be "attractive" and all I want is a smaller tummy and to look healthier....but seriously - why give me boobs if you just take them away when I eat like I should and start living like I should? any thoughts?
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  • rolliepollie087
    rolliepollie087 Posts: 251 Member
    Haha, that he does...look at a platypus! However, I can't speak for him so I don't know why boobs disappear first :P
  • CindiBryce
    CindiBryce Posts: 438 Member
    Why is it that as a female I lose weight in my boobs and back before my actual problem areas...gut, thighs, etc???? I know boobs are supposed to be "attractive" and all I want is a smaller tummy and to look healthier....but seriously - why give me boobs if you just take them away when I eat like I should and start living like I should? any thoughts?
    Hmm, idk. Blame God. Just kidding.
  • ahmpierce1
    ahmpierce1 Posts: 221 Member
    Isn't that the truth.... oh the joys of being a woman....
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,504 Spam Moderator
    That's why god "gifted" plastic surgeons. Lol, I feel for women who lose breast size from weight loss and didn't want them to shrink.
  • Helenatrandom
    Helenatrandom Posts: 1,166 Member
    I agree about his sense of humor! I started to pray for help losing weight, since in all these years I haven't been able to do it on my own, and less than a month later, a gym opens up in the mall down the street. :laugh: I think He answered my prayer, but in a way I truly wasn't expecting. (Not that I expected to drop a hundred or so pounds without effort :blushing: , but it was so funny to see the gym just show up! :huh: )
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    So...it's His fault I have to buy new boobies for the wife...
  • MissMollieK
    MissMollieK Posts: 316 Member
    thanks for sharing my strange humor and pain! lol
  • quiksandy
    quiksandy Posts: 246 Member
    I can totally relate. I already was a 32A. Now I'm shopping for bras in the teen section (and I'm 40!). I'm a 32AA now. If they get any smaller I'm going to be concave! But my thighs and stomach have managed to retain weight. In fact, I told my husband the other day that I will never have boob cleavage, but I might be able to manage stomach cleavage!!!
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    (sigh) God just doesn't like boobs.
  • MissMollieK
    MissMollieK Posts: 316 Member
    sandy you are too funny-- yes- I have been doing chest exercises because I heard an instructor say it helps cleavage to "appear" even if it isn't there. ha! I am not saying I don't have the boobs- I am a small size c- was between a c and d before. I also can't complain because I went from 40 c or d to 36- so obviously the back fat shrinkage is ok....lol
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    You have an excellent point. From DD to B. Thanks...verrrryyy funny.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,158 Member
    I have not lost weight in my boobs. My band size has gone down, thus making my cup size get bigger. Win!
  • whiskey9890
    whiskey9890 Posts: 653 Member
    too darn right he has a warped sense of humour! i want whatever he was on when he created penguins. i mean why create a bird that can't fly and give it the shortest legs possible but make it lay its nests miles away from the water and often up cliffs, poor little things may be cute and swim well but by heck they've not got much luck have they
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,136 Member
    My breasts haven't changed.
  • fitplease
    fitplease Posts: 647 Member
    I would love a smaller chest! Of course, then my stomach would stick out more. But, oh, the things I could wear!!
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,282 Member
    I have not lost weight in my boobs. My band size has gone down, thus making my cup size get bigger. Win!

    :grumble:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    He's the ultimate troll. I respect that.

    Oh, and mod > god. Just sayin'.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    It's God's way of making sure women stay pure and modest as they get thinner/healthier...

    *rolls eyes*
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    Mine got much bigger when I put on weight and oddly they seem to be staying larger - maybe because I am losing very slowly.

    It's probably because I don't care if I lose them that they are staying... that seems to be how things go. Or stay.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Who is this 'God' you speak of?
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    FSM moves in mysterious ways....

    It IS ironic though...that we never lose it from the place we want to...

    Oh, btw...

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  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,183 Member
    (sigh) God just doesn't like boobs.

    He likes my boobs so far. My cup size actually got smaller as I gained weight, because only my band size got bigger!
  • Whitneylol
    Whitneylol Posts: 244 Member
    I have not lost weight in my boobs. My band size has gone down, thus making my cup size get bigger. Win!

    Same here! I hope it stays this way. Please please please!!!
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,282 Member
    I lost another .5inch just this week. :grumble:

    Victoria needs to give me some super duper secrets bc mine are vanishing!!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    I used to be afraid to lose weight because of the prospect of losing my boobs. But now I've decided that if I lose all of the excess weight, and my tits go with it, I'll just run around with no bra on all the time.


    It's a win/win, really.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I have not lost weight in my boobs. My band size has gone down, thus making my cup size get bigger. Win!

    NO FAIR!!! they like you best. *pout* :grumble:
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,928 Member
    Me personally I will be more than happy to see them go back down as I lose weight. . Thank goodness~
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,842 Member
    I have not lost weight in my boobs. My band size has gone down, thus making my cup size get bigger. Win!

    this seriously happened to me.
  • MissMollieK
    MissMollieK Posts: 316 Member
    too darn right he has a warped sense of humour! i want whatever he was on when he created penguins. i mean why create a bird that can't fly and give it the shortest legs possible but make it lay its nests miles away from the water and often up cliffs, poor little things may be cute and swim well but by heck they've not got much luck have they
    I laugh at stuff like this a lot- for instance: I have 2 small dogs- they have the best sense of smell but have to eat crappy dog food each day while I eat great smelling and tasty food. Poor things....
  • MissMollieK
    MissMollieK Posts: 316 Member
    Very funny about the pure and modest.....
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