Calories burned during....(man, I hope this doesn't get me k

jcn1109
jcn1109 Posts: 49
edited October 2024 in Fitness and Exercise
I'm sure I'm not the first person to wonder this, but....is there a way to log calories burned during....*ahem*....intimate moments with one's significant other? *cough* Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

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  • glockster972
    glockster972 Posts: 704 Member
    I have heard it is not that much to worry with......but you could get a heart rate monitor to know exactly
  • jcn1109
    jcn1109 Posts: 49
    *falling into a helpless case of the giggles while trying to picture my husband's face when I come to bed wearing nothing but a heart rate monitor*
  • babyblake11
    babyblake11 Posts: 1,107 Member
    im sure you can google it but it would definetly vary with positions and such
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    And you won't get banned. This gets asked every couple of days.
  • Moonblood
    Moonblood Posts: 199 Member
    If you really want to log it, wear a heart rate monitor and create your own exercise and log it as that.
  • scott1024
    scott1024 Posts: 279 Member
    It's the jump in the heartrate when the other person's husband unexpectedly comes home - there's the burn!!
  • Leslietheriot
    Leslietheriot Posts: 303 Member
    www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc

    try here...you may be surprised :)
  • jenalderman
    jenalderman Posts: 411 Member
    myfitday.com has the answer. You can even choose your level of ahem.....participation?
  • oAngieMaeo
    oAngieMaeo Posts: 67
    It's the jump in the heartrate when the other person's husband unexpectedly comes home - there's the burn!!

    AWFUL! LOL
  • glockster972
    glockster972 Posts: 704 Member
    It's the jump in the heartrate when the other person's husband unexpectedly comes home - there's the burn!!

    burning *kitten* to get out of there...I'm guessing lol
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    I'm sure I'm not the first person to wonder this, but....is there a way to log calories burned during....*ahem*....intimate moments with one's significant other? *cough* Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    It's called sex. S-E-X. It's ok to say the word and "gasp" even engage in the act with your spouse/significant other.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    http://calorielab.com/news/2008/02/12/calories-burned-during-sex/

    Pretty good calorie site, to boot. This is a humor thing....
  • bluebird321
    bluebird321 Posts: 733 Member
    im sure you can google it but it would definetly vary with positions and such

    This. Definitely.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I'm sure I'm not the first person to wonder this, but....is there a way to log calories burned during....*ahem*....intimate moments with one's significant other? *cough* Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    It's called sex. S-E-X. It's ok to say the word and "gasp" even engage in the act with your spouse/significant other.

    *faints*
  • jcn1109
    jcn1109 Posts: 49
    I'm sure I'm not the first person to wonder this, but....is there a way to log calories burned during....*ahem*....intimate moments with one's significant other? *cough* Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    It's called sex. S-E-X. It's ok to say the word and "gasp" even engage in the act with your spouse/significant other.

    I'm well aware of the word and am quite comfortable using it. I chose to be very careful in wording because the audience here is varied and I prefer to err on the side of caution and try not to offend anyone. On the flip side of that, I'm also comfortable telling someone they're being unnecessarily and mistakenly condescending.
  • beautifulbrat
    beautifulbrat Posts: 171
    *falling into a helpless case of the giggles while trying to picture my husband's face when I come to bed wearing nothing but a heart rate monitor*

    bahahaha sorry i just pictured this in my mind and found it to be really amusing.
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    I'm sure I'm not the first person to wonder this, but....is there a way to log calories burned during....*ahem*....intimate moments with one's significant other? *cough* Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    It's called sex. S-E-X. It's ok to say the word and "gasp" even engage in the act with your spouse/significant other.

    I'm well aware of the word and am quite comfortable using it. I chose to be very careful in wording because the audience here is varied and I prefer to err on the side of caution and try not to offend anyone. On the flip side of that, I'm also comfortable telling someone they're being unnecessarily and mistakenly condescending.

    Ouch. I might cry.
  • jcn1109
    jcn1109 Posts: 49
    I'm sure I'm not the first person to wonder this, but....is there a way to log calories burned during....*ahem*....intimate moments with one's significant other? *cough* Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    It's called sex. S-E-X. It's ok to say the word and "gasp" even engage in the act with your spouse/significant other.

    I'm well aware of the word and am quite comfortable using it. I chose to be very careful in wording because the audience here is varied and I prefer to err on the side of caution and try not to offend anyone. On the flip side of that, I'm also comfortable telling someone they're being unnecessarily and mistakenly condescending.

    Ouch. I might cry.

    Aw. I might care.
  • AlynLeigh
    AlynLeigh Posts: 39 Member
    www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc

    try here...you may be surprised :)


    This site is pretty AWESOME!!
  • jcn1109
    jcn1109 Posts: 49
    www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc

    try here...you may be surprised :)


    This site is pretty AWESOME!!

    It IS! I went, I calculated, I logged!
  • irisheyez718
    irisheyez718 Posts: 677 Member
    My husband takes great joy in reminding me daily, that it does burn calories :-)
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    My husband suddenly became very supportive of my weight loss goals when I googled this topic. :-) his favorite come on line now is "ya want any help burning calories?" Hehehe
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    I'm sure I'm not the first person to wonder this, but....is there a way to log calories burned during....*ahem*....intimate moments with one's significant other? *cough* Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    It's called sex. S-E-X. It's ok to say the word and "gasp" even engage in the act with your spouse/significant other.

    I'm well aware of the word and am quite comfortable using it. I chose to be very careful in wording because the audience here is varied and I prefer to err on the side of caution and try not to offend anyone. On the flip side of that, I'm also comfortable telling someone they're being unnecessarily and mistakenly condescending.

    Ouch. I might cry.

    Aw. I might care.

    Lol. Still being careful not to offend or be condescending? Or are you now lowering yourself to my level?
  • jcn1109
    jcn1109 Posts: 49
    I'm sure I'm not the first person to wonder this, but....is there a way to log calories burned during....*ahem*....intimate moments with one's significant other? *cough* Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    It's called sex. S-E-X. It's ok to say the word and "gasp" even engage in the act with your spouse/significant other.

    I'm well aware of the word and am quite comfortable using it. I chose to be very careful in wording because the audience here is varied and I prefer to err on the side of caution and try not to offend anyone. On the flip side of that, I'm also comfortable telling someone they're being unnecessarily and mistakenly condescending.

    Ouch. I might cry.

    Aw. I might care.

    Lol. Still being careful not to offend or be condescending? Or are you now lowering yourself to my level?

    I only get "nasty" with someone who can take it. You obviously can. And I live at that level. I just try to behave in public. :-D
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    I'm sure I'm not the first person to wonder this, but....is there a way to log calories burned during....*ahem*....intimate moments with one's significant other? *cough* Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    It's called sex. S-E-X. It's ok to say the word and "gasp" even engage in the act with your spouse/significant other.

    I'm well aware of the word and am quite comfortable using it. I chose to be very careful in wording because the audience here is varied and I prefer to err on the side of caution and try not to offend anyone. On the flip side of that, I'm also comfortable telling someone they're being unnecessarily and mistakenly condescending.

    Ouch. I might cry.

    Aw. I might care.

    Lol. Still being careful not to offend or be condescending? Or are you now lowering yourself to my level?

    I only get "nasty" with someone who can take it. You obviously can. And I live at that level. I just try to behave in public. :-D

    Nah.
  • wutamunkee
    wutamunkee Posts: 440 Member
    Bear Tigers really hate munkees :( I AM CRYING!
  • lazatin
    lazatin Posts: 452 Member
    This is another good website http://www.caloriesperhour.com/index_burn.php ...give you some differenct choices on your level of expertise...I have it in my exercise as "yummy"!
  • cloneme_losehalf
    cloneme_losehalf Posts: 356 Member
    Wow!!!! And I thought my male friends were only saying they would workout with me daily to hope me lose weight being nice! HA! Now I know why they have a smirk on their face when they say it. Boy I need to get out of the box I live in!!! One should NOT be so dang naive!!!!
  • wutamunkee
    wutamunkee Posts: 440 Member
    Wow!!!! And I thought my male friends were only saying they would workout with me daily to hope me lose weight being nice! HA! Now I know why they have a smirk on their face when they say it. Boy I need to get out of the box I live in!!! One should NOT be so dang naive!!!!

    lol... not so nice anymore, is it?
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