Can you keep it going asking ONLY QUESTIONS?

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  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,194 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    What's the plural for "flabbergasted?"
    At a convention of linguists and grammarians, upon hearing of yet another case of an adjective being pressed into service as a noun, would there not be a reaction from a group of flabbergasteds?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,073 Member
    Does that equally apply when "flabbergasted" is used as an adverb?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    frankwbrown wrote: »
    Can you guess who'll be playfully ploughing thru some ice cream later today, as they contemplate the many plot twists of this enduring story?

    Does that make “playfully plowing” an oxymoron? Also, am I the only one who had to use a dictionary to find out that ploughing is the British English spelling while plowing is the American English spelling of the same word?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    The only "dance" I can do is the moonwalk...does that count?

    Are you telling me you can do the moonwalk, @nossmf , but not the Macarena?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    jazleneortiz37 wrote: »
    What type of dancing?

    Does anyone else think this seemingly random question from @jazleneortiz37 might be from page 1 of this lovely thread?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,194 Member
    edited December 3
    srazamora wrote: »
    jazleneortiz37 wrote: »
    What type of dancing?

    Does anyone else think this seemingly random question from @jazleneortiz37 might be from page 1 of this lovely thread?
    Isn't that likely, but was it a case of extreme multi-year lag (9+ years!), or just a case of failing to notice a week ago that there were over 3,400 more pages of questions after page 1?

  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,073 Member
    Wait, there's a page 1? Doesn't that imply this thread had a beginning, and therefore there was a time before this thread existed? What did you people do before this thread existed?
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,447 Member
    Were we all having to question our own questions ?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    edited December 4
    nossmf wrote: »
    Wait, there's a page 1? Doesn't that imply this thread had a beginning, and therefore there was a time before this thread existed? What did you people do before this thread existed?

    Are you referring to immediately before the existence of this thread? Don’t you remember that a long roadtrip is what prompted the creation of this lovely thread, @nossmf ?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    frankwbrown wrote: »
    srazamora wrote: »
    jazleneortiz37 wrote: »
    What type of dancing?

    Does anyone else think this seemingly random question from @jazleneortiz37 might be from page 1 of this lovely thread?
    Isn't that likely, but was it a case of extreme multi-year lag (9+ years!), or just a case of failing to notice a week ago that there were over 3,400 more pages of questions after page 1?

    Can we all agree that extreme multi-year lag is the absolute worst kind of lag?

  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    AdahPotatah2024 wrote: »
    Were we all having to question our own questions ?

    If you read on back through some of the earlier pages, wouldn’t you see I may have been having pages of conversations with just myself? 😅
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,073 Member
    Considering I didn't join the thread until page 4,000-something, can I be excused for not knowing the origin of the thread?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    Should I post the origin story on every page from here on out? 😂
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,073 Member
    Why not add it as a signature line to your name, so every post you make includes this vital information?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,073 Member
    Does anybody know how to create a signature line for posts here in MFP?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    edited December 5
    Can someone let me know when they find out so I can add mine? How does “User formerly known as The Warden, newly dubbed Thread Empress” sound?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    edited December 5
    If you’re already digging around, can I save you some time with this link which explains that feature is no more?

    https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10893702/how-do-i-add-a-signature

    Do you think people would get more tired of reading my signature than I would get of having to copy it into every post? 😂
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,073 Member
    If that feature is no more, how come a few people still get to use it? Why allow existing signatures to continue but not allow new ones? Shouldn't all existing signatures disappear if it is truly "no more?"
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,304 Member
    does anyone remember those weight loss counters we used to have on posts?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,524 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    If that feature is no more, how come a few people still get to use it? Why allow existing signatures to continue but not allow new ones? Shouldn't all existing signatures disappear if it is truly "no more?"

    Can you figure out how to do that please? Do you think if we’re successful, they would show up retroactively? Can you imagine what our page count would be if that were the case?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,194 Member
    srazamora wrote: »
    nossmf wrote: »
    If that feature is no more, how come a few people still get to use it? Why allow existing signatures to continue but not allow new ones? Shouldn't all existing signatures disappear if it is truly "no more?"

    Can you figure out how to do that please? Do you think if we’re successful, they would show up retroactively? Can you imagine what our page count would be if that were the case?
    Wouldn't the page count remain the same? Aren't there 30 posts per page despite the length/brevity of posts?
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,447 Member
    Is that true?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,024 Member
    Would @frankwbrown lie?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,194 Member
    AdahPotatah2024 wrote: »
    Is that true?
    Wouldn't one need to check all 3,455 pages in order to ascertain with absolute certainty that there are in fact 30 posts per page? Can you guess that I have not done this? And even then, wouldn't the possibility remain that a future page might not follow that pattern?
    Conversely, wouldn't one need find only one page with more or fewer posts than 30 to prove it isn't so? 🤔
    Do I hear any volunteers? 😂
  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 30 Member
    If I take it on may I borrow an additional two hands to use for counting?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,194 Member
    So, you already have four hands?

    Wouldn't two hands suffice if you counted in base 6 or even base 5?

  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,073 Member
    Although I used to be able to count in base 2 and base 16 in high school, isn't it amazing how quickly those skills go away when not used in everyday life?
  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 30 Member
    If I take it on may I borrow an additional two hands to use for counting?
    frankwbrown wrote: »
    So, you already have four hands?

    Wouldn't two hands suffice if you counted in base 6 or even base 5?

    Aren’t I allowed to use my feet?? Or are toes not allowed for counting?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,194 Member
    JTLifts1983 wrote: »
    If I take it on may I borrow an additional two hands to use for counting?
    frankwbrown wrote: »
    So, you already have four hands?

    Wouldn't two hands suffice if you counted in base 6 or even base 5?

    Aren’t I allowed to use my feet?? Or are toes not allowed for counting?
    You certainly are, but while I wondered if you could/would, wouldn't I personally have difficulty wiggling my toes in such a controlled manner?
    But can you imagine using a finger to point to each toe in sequence, then switching to another finger to continue counting again with the same toes, then a third finger, and so on?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,073 Member
    If I were to try that counting method, can you imagine which finger I'd likely hold up? 😎

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