Bad News Ladies

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Avalonis
Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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Ladies, I have some terrible news.

Its going to be hard to take. You might cry a little inside, I know I did. As you all know, I decided to run the Hell Run in Seattle here wearing nothing but some tiny *kitten* lingerie shorts, cowboy boots, and my cowboy hat.

It was glorious. I got up on the first obstacle and shook my *kitten* for the world to see. (Yes, I was drunk, before the race even started. Irrelevant.)

But then something terrible happened. I was running, manshorts stuck halfway up my crack, cowboy boots filled with mud, thinking "WHAT THE HELL DID I AGREE TO THIS FOR???? This was a TERRIBLE IDEA!!!"

I came to the Over and unders (hurdles, then low barbed wire you had to crawl under) and I took off my hat and threw it over the first under section... I rolled under the wire.... and squashed the hat.

Alas, my hat is no more. It was a good hat. Many the time the women have gotten excited about the hat. The hat was every girls fantasy... and I took it all away.

Now all I have is a mis-shapened hat. It has soft spots in it, and cracks. A broken hat is a lot like whiskey wang... that thing just doesn't look right.

Shed a tear in respect.

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  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    *moment of silence for The Hat. it will forever be remembered...
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    poor one out for the hat (water that is)
  • mrau719
    mrau719 Posts: 288 Member
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    There really should be more of a disclaimer to this....I almost couldn't handle it. I'm still trying to regain composure.
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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    I have my profile picture up as one of the hat.

    Its my way of showing respect.
  • soccermum75
    soccermum75 Posts: 588 Member
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    shedding a tear for the hat.:cry:
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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    poor one out for the hat (water that is)

    God knows we don't wanna waste booze!
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,495 Member
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    We should start a fund in honor of the lost hat, and to fund a new hat.
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
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    **sniffle** sniffle** May his heart and soul always be remembered for the positive, helpful, full of life hat he always was. May his legacy be carried on.
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
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    :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • smc1277
    smc1277 Posts: 239 Member
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    Why the hat?!?! The good ones always go too soon. :sad:
  • Lachsis
    Lachsis Posts: 55 Member
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    I'm pretty sure there's something like a hat-heaven, where it can play with all the other hats.
    It will always be remembered. :sad:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    Nooo! Say it isn't so! Cowboys need their sidekicks (hats) to complete the look. Aside from the hat, how did you do? Did you enjoy it? Aren't you proud of yourself?? I am!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    I think I hear the faint sounds of Taps playing :cry:
  • seattlerain
    seattlerain Posts: 189 Member
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    Now all I have is a mis-shapened hat. It has soft spots in it, and cracks. A broken hat is a lot like whiskey wang... that thing just doesn't look right.

    Haha.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    not as cool as your hat, but this is the best pic I could find...

    005-rip-COWBOY-HAT.jpg
  • ImperfektAngel
    ImperfektAngel Posts: 811 Member
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    I thought you were going to say your manshorts came off lol!
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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    I thought you were going to say your manshorts came off lol!
    Wouldn't that be "good news, ladies"?
  • truecaligirl
    truecaligirl Posts: 132 Member
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    only if i were there ...lol

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