Stupid questions Air Force captains ask you....

ejohndrow
ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
It's shift change, and I'm walking to post with my seabag and M4-
Me: "Good evening, Sir."
Him: "Good evening, what are you doing?"
Me: (Looking at my gun and slowly looking up) "Oh I just got bored and thought I'd go sit security on the NAOC for the next 12 hrs."
Him: "Smartass."

Someone should really start a stupid questions you've read on MFP-thread.

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  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    Marines for me

    Drunk Marine ssneaking on base
    MP: hey stop right there what the hell are you doing
    1st Drunk Marine:Waves his hand at the MP and says we're not the droids you are looking for.
    MP:laughs and a walked away. .
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    I'm enlisting in the USAF in about a year so I'll be interested to read some of these...

    :laugh:
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    Marines for me

    Drunk Marine ssneaking on base
    MP: hey stop right there what the hell are you doing
    1st Drunk Marine:Waves his hand at the MP and says we're not the druids you are looking for.
    MP:laughs and a walked away. .

    I hate star wars but...isn't it droids? lol
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    Marines for me

    Drunk Marine ssneaking on base
    MP: hey stop right there what the hell are you doing
    1st Drunk Marine:Waves his hand at the MP and says we're not the druids you are looking for.
    MP:laughs and a walked away. .

    I hate star wars but...isn't it droids? lol

    damn fingers.. thank you . i corrected it
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    LOL I just got a mental image of a bunch of Marines sneaking off-base to do a druidic ritual

    :laugh:
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    Marines for me

    Drunk Marine ssneaking on base
    MP: hey stop right there what the hell are you doing
    1st Drunk Marine:Waves his hand at the MP and says we're not the druids you are looking for.
    MP:laughs and a walked away. .

    Haha awesome. The other day my watch commander drives up to post, I'm on a lookout post you have to drive up a steep dirt road to get to.
    Watch Commander: "How's it going?"
    Me: "Fine"
    Him:"Yeah, I just got my car from the off going section-it was really dirty so I just washed it."
    (At this point is 0515 and dark as can be outside),
    Me: "That seemed like a good idea, considering you were just going to turn around and drive up a dirt road, and we still have, oh, 12 hrs left of shift."
    He didn't catch my sarcasm-luckily.
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    Damn. I really wanted it to be druids.
    On another note, the little marines here are so cute; working out together in their teeny tiny shorts with their boys about to pop out, having all the bars secured for them so they don't get in fights and get hurt, and then going to bed when Gunny tells them. It's precious.
  • jmatthews75
    jmatthews75 Posts: 525 Member
    I used to have the tiny shorts. It cracked me up in bootcamp when they handed out the shorts. I was like WOW. kinda short. Kinda made me wonder who the perv was that wanted to see us all jogging in them. But they were so comfortable.
  • dckim
    dckim Posts: 311 Member
    How many times I heard: Don't call me "Sir", I work for a living. :laugh:
  • kaycee526
    kaycee526 Posts: 56 Member
    I used to have the tiny shorts. It cracked me up in bootcamp when they handed out the shorts. I was like WOW. kinda short. Kinda made me wonder who the perv was that wanted to see us all jogging in them. But they were so comfortable.

    Ohh and I bet you rocked those shorts and LOVED every minute of it!
  • VeganInTraining
    VeganInTraining Posts: 1,319 Member
    My problem is I always get caught saying inappropriate things by my warrent.

    While laying carpet
    co-worker: Wow, that's coming together nice, good job!
    Me: What can I say, I do some of my best work on my knees
    Warrent officer walks in with a shocked look on his face

    Then there's my darling shipmate who I like to call "the Knob"

    Me: Wow, you're haircuts a little wacky there who cut it
    knob: um, I can't remember
    Me: You can't remember? Did you get it done here on base or did you do it?
    Him: um, on base......I think
    Me: Well they did I real crappy job!
    Him: Oh, maybe I did it
    Our Chief: You can't freakin remember who cut it? I know, lets go down to the barber shop, ask if he did it and make him fix it for free
    the Knob: Oh, um, I remember now, I cut it.......I'll go get it fixed.
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
    My hubby was in Iraq with the National Guard in 03/04. On their way coming back home they got stopped in a fire fight. They were in a bunker with some Scottish troops. Hubby volunteered his and his mens' services. The Scottish commander thanked him and said they didn' need to do that but they'd be glad for the help. Hubby replied in a false Scottish accent ala Braveheart "Well we didn't get all dressed up for nuthin'!"
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    I used to have the tiny shorts. It cracked me up in bootcamp when they handed out the shorts. I was like WOW. kinda short. Kinda made me wonder who the perv was that wanted to see us all jogging in them. But they were so comfortable.

    I told someone that while everyone else joked around about the Navy most looking forward to the repeal of DADT (because we all know the jokes about the Navy- Q:What's long, hard and full of seaman? A: A submarine. Or The submarine goes down with 50 men, and surfaces with 25 couples etc.) but, after seeing the short shorts and how much Marines enjoyed being around guys, it's them who have been rooting for the repeal all along-not that there's anything wrong with that.
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