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Because you are a ...

iAMaPhoenix
iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
This is Jeopardy...

Answer: Because you are a Dumb *kitten*

Question:"How come I am still riding dirty if it has been over a week since I smoked some trees?"
This was asked of me by a patient who failed a random drug test...smh

What other questions do you get that deserves that answer?...Go.

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  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    "Why do I attract psycho chicks?"


    Because you're a dumb *kitten*!!! When I tell you she's psycho and is throwin' red flags all over the place, believe me! Don't wait until you knock her up, or she propositions you and you're in a relationship, or she destroys what beauty you have in your life! I'm not jealous, I'm telling you straight up, she's a basket case!
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    Wouldn't it be: "What is a dumb*ss?"

    Just saying...if it's Jeopardy rules then you have to play the game.
    -wtk
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    why did i get a rash after i went to a discount wax salon?


    -actually asked by one of the college roomies back in the day
  • AreneeG31
    AreneeG31 Posts: 256 Member
    How come we have to eat these nasty bag lunches....duh, bc ur in prison! "dumb A**"
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    Wouldn't it be: "What is a dumb*ss?"

    Just saying...if it's Jeopardy rules then you have to play the game.
    -wtk

    I was being nice today, but since you went there...

    Why is you be tryin to be da gramma perlice?
  • smc1277
    smc1277 Posts: 239 Member
    "Why do I attract psycho chicks?"


    Because you're a dumb *kitten*!!! When I tell you she's psycho and is throwin' red flags all over the place, believe me! Don't wait until you knock her up, or she propositions you and you're in a relationship, or she destroys what beauty you have in your life! I'm not jealous, I'm telling you straight up, she's a basket case!

    ^^^^^they never listen til the she is stalking them and calling their momma!
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    Wouldn't it be: "What is a dumb*ss?"
    Just saying...if it's Jeopardy rules then you have to play the game.
    -wtk
    Why is you be tryin to be da gramma perlice?

    Well, it sure wouldn't be because I am a dumb*ss. Maybe just an *ss though.
    -wtk
  • harmonysdream
    harmonysdream Posts: 92 Member
    "Why do I attract psycho chicks?"


    Because you're a dumb *kitten*!!! When I tell you she's psycho and is throwin' red flags all over the place, believe me! Don't wait until you knock her up, or she propositions you and you're in a relationship, or she destroys what beauty you have in your life! I'm not jealous, I'm telling you straight up, she's a basket case!

    ^^^^^they never listen til the she is stalking them and calling their momma!

    Us psycho chicks need love too
  • czechsmate
    czechsmate Posts: 556 Member
    This is Jeopardy...

    Answer: Because you are a Dumb *kitten*

    Question:"How come I am still riding dirty if it has been over a week since I smoked some trees?"
    This was asked of me by a patient who failed a random drug test...smh

    :laugh: :laugh: :huh:
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    Wouldn't it be: "What is a dumb*ss?"

    Just saying...if it's Jeopardy rules then you have to play the game.
    -wtk

    I was being nice today, but since you went there...

    Why is you be tryin to be da gramma perlice?

    I don't think that was so much about grammar as it was about the rules of Jeopardy.
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    "Why do I attract psycho chicks?"


    Because you're a dumb *kitten*!!! When I tell you she's psycho and is throwin' red flags all over the place, believe me! Don't wait until you knock her up, or she propositions you and you're in a relationship, or she destroys what beauty you have in your life! I'm not jealous, I'm telling you straight up, she's a basket case!

    ^^^^^they never listen til the she is stalking them and calling their momma!


    Yeah and then they come to me asking what to do about it...YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AWAY FROM HER TO BEGIN WITH DUMB *kitten*!!
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