HELP! I need a sassy new name!

hazelmae123 · October 2011

HELP! Without fail everytime I go somewhere and have to give them my name, they get it wrong. Story of my life. So I need a new "pad name" you know the name they scribble quickly on their pad and even if you correct them they scribble something else wrong. So next time I order a sandwich or go to a restaurant etc I will tell them my name is.....?
It has to be to be short, clear and two syllables or less. Has to be something SASSY too!

Laura32412 · October 2011

Lola!

SueInAz · October 2011

Sunny

Contrarian · October 2011

HazelMae123!

rmartin72 · October 2011

Sexy

azzledazzle · October 2011

Whats wrong with hazel ? it short and simple doesnt seem to hard to learn to me lol

CaptainGordo · October 2011

Poop!

killagb · October 2011

Chuck.

AZTrailRunner · October 2011

hotpants?
muffin?
Bert?
Kitty?

dmpizza · October 2011

Your pic looks kind of retro, so I would say Hazel or Mabel.

maidentl · October 2011

Pam.

TubbsMcGee · October 2011

Ben Dover.

skittybang · October 2011

pubert

MinnieInMaine · October 2011

George - it'll confuse them

Hoppymom · October 2011

Hazel was my Mother-in-laws name and she was awesome! My niece is also neamed Hazel. You could go with Sassy if you really need a change. Good luck.

angelar1022 · October 2011

Candy! And if they ask, tell them you're a lawyer! NOT a stripper

czechsmate · October 2011

big tipper :bigsmile:

azQmaster · October 2011

sh@t brick

JandK156 · October 2011

One of my best friends is also named Hazel and everyone calls her Haze. No one misspells Haze either. If anyone looks at her oddly, she says, "You know... like Jimmy Hendrix's Purple Haze?" and that usually makes people smile.

Qarol · October 2011

What

rbryntes · October 2011

A friend of mine has a last name of "Smith." When we call restauarants to get reservations, she's always saying, "The last name is Smith...and yes, that IS my real name."

HELP! I need a sassy new name!

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