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HELP! I need a sassy new name!
hazelmae123
Posts: 109 Member
HELP! Without fail everytime I go somewhere and have to give them my name, they get it wrong. Story of my life. So I need a new "pad name" you know the name they scribble quickly on their pad and even if you correct them they scribble something else wrong. So next time I order a sandwich or go to a restaurant etc I will tell them my name is.....?
It has to be to be short, clear and two syllables or less. Has to be something SASSY too!
It has to be to be short, clear and two syllables or less. Has to be something SASSY too!
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Lola!0
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Sunny0
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HazelMae123!0
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Sexy0
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Whats wrong with hazel ? it short and simple doesnt seem to hard to learn to me lol0
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Poop!0
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Chuck.0
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hotpants?
muffin?
Bert?
Kitty?0 -
Your pic looks kind of retro, so I would say Hazel or Mabel.0
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Pam.0
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Ben Dover.0
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pubert0
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George - it'll confuse them0
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Hazel was my Mother-in-laws name and she was awesome! My niece is also neamed Hazel. You could go with Sassy if you really need a change. Good luck.0
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Candy! And if they ask, tell them you're a lawyer! NOT a stripper
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big tipper :bigsmile:0
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sh@t brick0
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One of my best friends is also named Hazel and everyone calls her Haze. No one misspells Haze either. If anyone looks at her oddly, she says, "You know... like Jimmy Hendrix's Purple Haze?" and that usually makes people smile.0
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What0
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A friend of mine has a last name of "Smith." When we call restauarants to get reservations, she's always saying, "The last name is Smith...and yes, that IS my real name."0
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Candy! And if they ask, tell them you're a lawyer! NOT a stripper
get it right, you're going to school to become a lawyer!0 -
Sassy0
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Ooh fun with names. Moxie, Dixie, Peaches, Rosie, Knuckles, Vera, Stella, Bella, Mae, Small Fry, Half Pint, Hatchet, Glory, Ava, Eden, Zoe, I could go on forever. *
* (You realize that all names are subject to bastardization by individuals who just can't get things right.)0 -
Daisy, Raven, Breezy, Eden, Sunny?0
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I like Cartman.
We often use cartoon/tv show character names. Depends on mood when they ask.
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OOhhh two people mentioned Sassy. Never thought of a sassy name actually being Sassy! I like that!0
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My go-to name when signing those charitable donation papers at stores (shaped like shoes, hot air balloons, etc), or when playing "school" with my daughter, is...
Rusty Shackleford.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Gribble#Rusty_Shackleford
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I use Oprah for myself. I'd be willing to share :laugh: Makes me feel important!0
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"Beehotch Ho"..... not because you are one (I'm sure you're not), but for the laugh when they have to call it out loud. :bigsmile:0
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My husband usually uses Princess Leia.
It's pretty much the best thing ever.0
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