If YOU ruled the world...

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  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    all 18 wheelers and motorcycles would have their very own roads so THEY CAN STAY THE EFF out of my way.

    I'd have you on the back of my bike...
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!


    I would totally vote for you...Jenna for Prez

    I would also enforce a law that if you live in this country, you speak our language.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I can't say because I would certainly get this thread locked but conservatives would love me and liberals would hate me. :bigsmile:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    "If I ruled the world
    Imagine that
    I'd free all my sons, I love em love em baby"
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    Women would wear pants, and men would wear skirts.

    This is just too logical for me. /sarcasm

    Actually... something similar. Neither femininity nor masculinity would be superior or inferior to the other.
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!

    And for those who fail? What we throw them on the streets for smoking weed? take their kids away? Leave them homeless and make their kids go hungry? Does it matter if it's weed or heroin? How about testing them for alcohol abuse too -- seems only fair. And cigarettes. Why not cigarettes.. come to think of it junk food too. Because you know, obviously we have to decide how they get to live if we're paying for that lifestyle right?

    I had a friend that I bartended with that had one kid, and one on the way. She was also going to nursing school full time. She paid all her bills/school on her own. No Help from family or the father. She went to the goverment looking for help to pay for some of her books - they are rediculously expensive and their answe was No, you make too much money. Her sister, who is a meth head has 4 kids, all different dads, she has no job, and lives off goverment assistance. They pay for her HOUSE in the city. and she receives food stamps.

    Welfare is such an awesome system. Lets help the people who dont even want to help themselves.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Cake would have 0 calories.

    Chocolate would have 0 calories.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Cake would have 0 calories.

    Chocolate would have 0 calories.

    Oh, I'd have a no calorie list a mile long.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!

    And for those who fail? What we throw them on the streets for smoking weed? take their kids away? Leave them homeless and make their kids go hungry? Does it matter if it's weed or heroin? How about testing them for alcohol abuse too -- seems only fair. And cigarettes. Why not cigarettes.. come to think of it junk food too. Because you know, obviously we have to decide how they get to live if we're paying for that lifestyle right?


    Not every discussion has to turn into a fight.

    Everyones open to their own answers to this topic with their own ideas.

    This isn't myfightclubpal.com

    Climb back into bed and get out the other side.
  • mamax5
    mamax5 Posts: 414 Member
    OK, what would I do....how about undo all the damage done to the people native to this country? I mean they were here first and the Europeans came in and just took over. Then we had government forcing them to live in certain places. And it just kept getting worse and they keep suffering. They are either forced to live in poverty or they loose their culture. And why do we call them Native Americans? They were here before this land was called America. Should we really be proud of our history as a nation? Think about it...we enslaved a people, then we looked down upon said people as not equal.....yes I know two different topics.....That would be another thing I would do, I would make it possible for all the black people who do not know their ancestry to make a way possible to know their background. I would also come up with a way for all the children who are adopted to know who their biological parents are, some know, but there are still closed adoptions. My own records are sealed and I have no idea what ethnicity I am. Another injustice in my opinion.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!

    And for those who fail? What we throw them on the streets for smoking weed? take their kids away? Leave them homeless and make their kids go hungry? Does it matter if it's weed or heroin? How about testing them for alcohol abuse too -- seems only fair. And cigarettes. Why not cigarettes.. come to think of it junk food too. Because you know, obviously we have to decide how they get to live if we're paying for that lifestyle right?


    Weed - illegal
    Heroin - illegal
    Cigarettes - legal
    alcohol - legal
    junk food - legal
    My OPINION - legal


    Thank you. And have a GREAT day!
  • asyouseefit
    asyouseefit Posts: 1,265 Member
    Full Gay Rights in terms of marriage and adoption and every other conceivable way
    Eliminate Child Labour in all countries.
    Make equal pay for equal work mandatory.
    Clean drinking water in every country available freely to all.
    Rebuild and restock all Northern Native schools with decent structures and materials.
    Outlaw female circumcision.

    That's just to get started...

    This. Plus:

    affordable healthcare for everybody.
    Make working outside the home compatible with school schedule
    Focus on environmental issues
  • VeganGal84
    VeganGal84 Posts: 938 Member
    Full Gay Rights in terms of marriage and adoption and every other conceivable way
    Eliminate Child Labour in all countries.
    Make equal pay for equal work mandatory.
    Clean drinking water in every country available freely to all.
    Rebuild and restock all Northern Native schools with decent structures and materials.
    Outlaw female circumcision.

    That's just to get started...

    This. Plus:

    affordable healthcare for everybody.
    Make working outside the home compatible with school schedule
    Focus on environmental issues

    I'd vote for either of these posters! :flowerforyou:
  • savethecat
    savethecat Posts: 290 Member
    Full Gay Rights in terms of marriage and adoption and every other conceivable way
    Eliminate Child Labour in all countries.
    Make equal pay for equal work mandatory.
    Clean drinking water in every country available freely to all.
    Rebuild and restock all Northern Native schools with decent structures and materials.
    Outlaw female circumcision.

    That's just to get started...

    This. Plus:

    affordable healthcare for everybody.
    Make working outside the home compatible with school schedule
    Focus on environmental issues

    This and also discontinue the use of all animal products and byproducts in everything. (Food, cosmetics, fashion.) Also no more oil and let's start working on fixing the damage all this pollution has already caused.... and legalize marijuana. It's long overdue. Seriously.
  • sesecat
    sesecat Posts: 124 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    I hear ya!
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    1. Implement better notifications on MFP
    2. Roll out Groups feature on MFP
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    1. Implement better notifications on MFP
    2. Roll out Groups feature on MFP

    Steady on you mad revolutionary
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Women would wear pants, and men would wear skirts.

    We are already free to wear either or....
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I would impose an intellectual Darwinian mandate where only the mentally strong survive. Therefore, 85% of the population would be subject to social experimentation in the belief that they are doing it according to their own will. They will follow instructions like the lemmings they are.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!

    And for those who fail? What we throw them on the streets for smoking weed? take their kids away? Leave them homeless and make their kids go hungry? Does it matter if it's weed or heroin? How about testing them for alcohol abuse too -- seems only fair. And cigarettes. Why not cigarettes.. come to think of it junk food too. Because you know, obviously we have to decide how they get to live if we're paying for that lifestyle right?


    Weed - illegal
    Heroin - illegal
    Cigarettes - legal
    alcohol - legal
    junk food - legal
    My OPINION - legal


    Thank you. And have a GREAT day!

    My first rule of business would be to fire you.
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!

    And for those who fail? What we throw them on the streets for smoking weed? take their kids away? Leave them homeless and make their kids go hungry? Does it matter if it's weed or heroin? How about testing them for alcohol abuse too -- seems only fair. And cigarettes. Why not cigarettes.. come to think of it junk food too. Because you know, obviously we have to decide how they get to live if we're paying for that lifestyle right?

    I had a friend that I bartended with that had one kid, and one on the way. She was also going to nursing school full time. She paid all her bills/school on her own. No Help from family or the father. She went to the goverment looking for help to pay for some of her books - they are rediculously expensive and their answe was No, you make too much money. Her sister, who is a meth head has 4 kids, all different dads, she has no job, and lives off goverment assistance. They pay for her HOUSE in the city. and she receives food stamps.

    Welfare is such an awesome system. Lets help the people who dont even want to help themselves.

    First of all, in all that gibberish you really didn't address any of her questions. Secondly It's government not "goverment."
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!

    And for those who fail? What we throw them on the streets for smoking weed? take their kids away? Leave them homeless and make their kids go hungry? Does it matter if it's weed or heroin? How about testing them for alcohol abuse too -- seems only fair. And cigarettes. Why not cigarettes.. come to think of it junk food too. Because you know, obviously we have to decide how they get to live if we're paying for that lifestyle right?

    I had a friend that I bartended with that had one kid, and one on the way. She was also going to nursing school full time. She paid all her bills/school on her own. No Help from family or the father. She went to the goverment looking for help to pay for some of her books - they are rediculously expensive and their answe was No, you make too much money. Her sister, who is a meth head has 4 kids, all different dads, she has no job, and lives off goverment assistance. They pay for her HOUSE in the city. and she receives food stamps.

    Welfare is such an awesome system. Lets help the people who dont even want to help themselves.

    First of all, in all that gibberish you really didn't address any of her questions. Secondly It's government not "goverment."

    They clearly are already a politician. :bigsmile:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I'm surprised that no one is interested in learning to fly a helicopter.
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!

    And for those who fail? What we throw them on the streets for smoking weed? take their kids away? Leave them homeless and make their kids go hungry? Does it matter if it's weed or heroin? How about testing them for alcohol abuse too -- seems only fair. And cigarettes. Why not cigarettes.. come to think of it junk food too. Because you know, obviously we have to decide how they get to live if we're paying for that lifestyle right?

    I had a friend that I bartended with that had one kid, and one on the way. She was also going to nursing school full time. She paid all her bills/school on her own. No Help from family or the father. She went to the goverment looking for help to pay for some of her books - they are rediculously expensive and their answe was No, you make too much money. Her sister, who is a meth head has 4 kids, all different dads, she has no job, and lives off goverment assistance. They pay for her HOUSE in the city. and she receives food stamps.

    Welfare is such an awesome system. Lets help the people who dont even want to help themselves.

    First of all, in all that gibberish you really didn't address any of her questions. Secondly It's government not "goverment."

    From the looks of your pictures you are a meth head as well. I understand your frustration.
  • _GlaDOS_
    _GlaDOS_ Posts: 1,520 Member
    I'm surprised that no one is interested in learning to fly a helicopter.

    I am very interested, but only if the government will pay for it.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I'm surprised that no one is interested in learning to fly a helicopter.

    I am very interested, but only if the government will pay for it.

    Then you are in luck, because when I rule the world, we can all learn FOR FREE! Also, free scuba lessons, gear and certification.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Contrarian:
    I'm surprised that no one is interested in learning to fly a helicopter.

    There's no such thing as a helicopter - it's a public conspiracy on a staggering scale, and all done with CGI. Did you honestly believe that whizzing a set of gigantic knives around in a very fast circle could ever make something like that 'fly' ?

    You'll be telling me next that you believe Americans walked on the Moon in the 1960's, before even viagra, pot noodles, and diet coke were invented, so how could that ever happen ?
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!

    And for those who fail? What we throw them on the streets for smoking weed? take their kids away? Leave them homeless and make their kids go hungry? Does it matter if it's weed or heroin? How about testing them for alcohol abuse too -- seems only fair. And cigarettes. Why not cigarettes.. come to think of it junk food too. Because you know, obviously we have to decide how they get to live if we're paying for that lifestyle right?

    I had a friend that I bartended with that had one kid, and one on the way. She was also going to nursing school full time. She paid all her bills/school on her own. No Help from family or the father. She went to the goverment looking for help to pay for some of her books - they are rediculously expensive and their answe was No, you make too much money. Her sister, who is a meth head has 4 kids, all different dads, she has no job, and lives off goverment assistance. They pay for her HOUSE in the city. and she receives food stamps.

    Welfare is such an awesome system. Lets help the people who dont even want to help themselves.

    First of all, in all that gibberish you really didn't address any of her questions. Secondly It's government not "goverment."

    From the looks of your pictures you are a meth head as well. I understand your frustration.

    Bwahahaha

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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Women need licenses to procreate.


    Welfare = Mandatory drug testing.

    ahh now someone is making sense!!

    And for those who fail? What we throw them on the streets for smoking weed? take their kids away? Leave them homeless and make their kids go hungry? Does it matter if it's weed or heroin? How about testing them for alcohol abuse too -- seems only fair. And cigarettes. Why not cigarettes.. come to think of it junk food too. Because you know, obviously we have to decide how they get to live if we're paying for that lifestyle right?

    I had a friend that I bartended with that had one kid, and one on the way. She was also going to nursing school full time. She paid all her bills/school on her own. No Help from family or the father. She went to the goverment looking for help to pay for some of her books - they are rediculously expensive and their answe was No, you make too much money. Her sister, who is a meth head has 4 kids, all different dads, she has no job, and lives off goverment assistance. They pay for her HOUSE in the city. and she receives food stamps.

    Welfare is such an awesome system. Lets help the people who dont even want to help themselves.

    First of all, in all that gibberish you really didn't address any of her questions. Secondly It's government not "goverment."

    From the looks of your pictures you are a meth head as well. I understand your frustration.

    Are you *kitten* kidding me??
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