Ladies, need your help.

Ok, need to get another woman's opinion on this.

Ok, so tonight she comes to me and says she's thinking about leaving me. I said wait a minute now. Let's talk about it. But first put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea. Then put another log on the fire, babe, And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Well then she proceeds to tell me all the stuff I don't do for her. I mean like for 30 minutes. So I told her, hey, don't I let you wash the car on Sunday? Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat? Ain't I a gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Hell, a man can't love a woman more than that, right? And then I reminder that that hey, ain't I always nice to your kid sister? Don't I take her driving every night? Then I told her to sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet, plus you know it ain't feminine to fight.

I mean, am I right? Seriously.