For Those With The Gastric Band

SetecAstronomy
SetecAstronomy Posts: 470 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
I recently learned that I'm not the only one who named his/her LAP-BAND. One acquaintance on Facebook named hers Chuck Norris.

I call mine Ralph Hurley.

Do you have a name for yours?

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I don't have one but if I did I would name it.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    i have no words for this post
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    i have no words for this post

    Awesomesauce
  • catwrangler
    catwrangler Posts: 918 Member
    *snort* what thell, people name their boobs, their cars, their weenises, their tumors..........
  • TexasNurseMom78
    TexasNurseMom78 Posts: 897 Member
    "my little friend" maybe? i dont really think i ever call it anything...
  • skinimin
    skinimin Posts: 252 Member
    hahahaha ralph hurley. love. don't have one so can't name one :(
  • andyloosbrock
    andyloosbrock Posts: 175 Member
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    If I had one I would call it my tummy rubber or Trojan man
  • cownancy
    cownancy Posts: 291
    I never even THOUGHT of naming mine and I have everything else in the world named. My boobs are "Mike and Ike, they look alike". I even talk to the pumpkins I am distributing this week to my clients. I LOVE Ralph Hurley, for obvious reasons. I guess I need to come up with a good name for mine. I could kind of go Simpson-y and called it Nancy's Little Helper or Ahmad's Little Helper (Ahmad being my doctor's last name).......Fatty's Little Helper. Piggy's Little Helper. LOL This is hilarious! LOVE IT!:laugh:
  • cownancy
    cownancy Posts: 291
    I never even THOUGHT of naming mine and I have everything else in the world named. My boobs are "Mike and Ike, they look alike". I even talk to the pumpkins I am distributing this week to my clients. I LOVE Ralph Hurley, for obvious reasons. I guess I need to come up with a good name for mine. I could kind of go Simpson-y and called it Nancy's Little Helper or Ahmad's Little Helper (Ahmad being my doctor's last name).......Fatty's Little Helper. Piggy's Little Helper. LOL This is hilarious! LOVE IT!:laugh:
  • kim457
    kim457 Posts: 15
    I don't have a name for mine
  • melissaNY
    melissaNY Posts: 6
    no name for it either:drinker:
  • amjcmral
    amjcmral Posts: 4 Member
    No name yet, be a great idea!!
  • amjcmral
    amjcmral Posts: 4 Member
    No name yet, be a great idea!!
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