Joke of the day

FearOfFrying
FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Greece has just announced it is to stop the production of humus and taramasalata, this is to avoid the risk of a double dip recession.


What's yours?

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  • morganadk2_deleted
    morganadk2_deleted Posts: 1,696 Member
    LOL :smile:
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
    Vettel not being on poll for the German GP, I think thats pretty funny.
  • suzieduh
    suzieduh Posts: 196 Member
    totally just copied that joke to my facebook profile lol
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Greece has just announced it is to stop the production of humus and taramasalata, this is to avoid the risk of a double dip recession.


    What's yours?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "Dear," asked the wife. "What would you do if I died?"

    "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," answered the husband. "Why do you ask such a horrid question?"

    "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.

    "No, of course not, love," replied the husband.

    "Do you like being married?" asked the wife.

    "Of course I do, lamb." he said.

    "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    "All right," said the husband on taking a different tact trying to end the conversation, "I'd remarry, then."

    "You would?" responded the wife, looking quite pained.

    "Yes," replied the trapped husband.

    "Would you sleep with her in OUR bed?" asked the wife after a very long pause.

    "Well, yes, I suppose I would." replied her tiring mate.

    "I see," said the wife quite sternly and indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?"

    "I suppose, if she wanted to," stammered her mate, adding, "it would be a compliment to your exquisite taste."

    "Really," replied the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"

    "I don't know. But wouldn't that be the correct thing to do?," he replied.

    "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."

    "Of course not, dear. That would be impossible. She's left-handed."
  • FauxNinja
    FauxNinja Posts: 77
    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work hadbeen completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

    Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves !

    Helllooooo ?
    It's been a year! I told him.

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, soI finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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