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New Diet - Anyone want some?

vim_n_vigor
Posts: 4,089 Member
I hear there is this new diet. You can eat literally whatever you want, whenever you want. Chocolate cake, brownies, pizza, whatever.
You just have to cut off your left leg and mail me $100 for giving you the idea.
The bigger your leg, the quicker the weight loss. For only $50 more, you can cut off another appendage and lose that additional weight too.
You just have to cut off your left leg and mail me $100 for giving you the idea.
The bigger your leg, the quicker the weight loss. For only $50 more, you can cut off another appendage and lose that additional weight too.
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I'm in!0
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I'll PM you my address. Check, money order or cash only please!0
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as long as there's morphine involved...0
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But wait....there's no pill or pregnant pee? How can it be legit or work if there isn't a pill involved??0
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Morphine is extra, and I take half.0
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This one only works with male my wife is pregnant pee. The guys get hormone rushes then too!0
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do i have to eat my exercise calories back???0
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do i have to eat my exercise calories back???
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Exercise? Then what would be the point of eating everything you want? No exercise necessary.0
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I guess that would do away with any exercising...cause ya aint got but one leg!0
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