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Your Most Witty Response to...

KarmaxKitty
KarmaxKitty Posts: 901 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
...that hated question:

How did you do it?!?!?! XD
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  • Jiv7
    Jiv7 Posts: 36
    binge and purge.
  • Jiv7
    Jiv7 Posts: 36
    binge and purge.
  • MJ7910
    MJ7910 Posts: 1,280 Member
    don't eat like a pig and moved my *kitten*

    that's my best response.
  • GymRatRaceRunner
    GymRatRaceRunner Posts: 160 Member
    I didn't eat for 3 weeks...
  • basschick
    basschick Posts: 3,502 Member
    Consuming nothing but Pop Rocks and Irish Beer!
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    Underwear gnomes.
  • JWeaser
    JWeaser Posts: 302
    I started paying attention
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    3 years of chasing girls

    And now I'm the one running.
  • Missylydia
    Missylydia Posts: 304 Member
    It wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Dreamer1311
    Dreamer1311 Posts: 203 Member
    Watching my diet,working out. Will power :)
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I have answered in exactly this way more times than I can count:

    It's this CRAZY thing called eating healthy foods, exercising, and drinking lots of water. Who would EVER have THOUGHT of such a thing?!?!?!

    <insert heavy sarcasm where capital letters are used>
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
    Not sure
  • juliapurpletoes
    juliapurpletoes Posts: 951 Member
    eat less, move more....it's a gift (wink)
  • Kany
    Kany Posts: 336
    move more eat less (saturday night skit?)
  • kentuckylily
    kentuckylily Posts: 8
    I developed a meth habit.
  • mangorabbit
    mangorabbit Posts: 219 Member
    Do what? Oh, it is just these pants, phenomenal, eh? ^_-

    (Or the more standard not so witty 'Eat less. Move more.')
  • neenaj33
    neenaj33 Posts: 347 Member
    i lift heavy things and put them back down.... I take responsibility for what goes pass my lips
  • george_ie_girl
    george_ie_girl Posts: 120 Member
    "Addiction to meth..." - I do always say I'm joking though and then say awkwardly "Uhh eating f@ck all and exercising heaps..."
  • amomatt
    amomatt Posts: 41
    I just stopped eating like a moron
  • shesblossoming
    shesblossoming Posts: 426
    Are you saying I was fat?
  • KRhyan16
    KRhyan16 Posts: 9
    I had a pea and a leaf of spinach every hour, on the hour. And rubbed peanut butter on my skin like lotion :)
  • neenaj33
    neenaj33 Posts: 347 Member
    " I spit and not swallow" food of course
  • TheDudette
    TheDudette Posts: 173 Member
    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    a magic pill. and drank my neighbors pee. all while laying on the couch eating potato chips. i highly recommend it!
  • neenaj33
    neenaj33 Posts: 347 Member
    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    Is that from the rick james skit?.......fu** yo couch lmao hilarious
  • Missylydia
    Missylydia Posts: 304 Member
    Laxatives...
  • TheDudette
    TheDudette Posts: 173 Member
    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    Is that from the rick james skit?.......fu** yo couch lmao hilarious

    And I says "Listen b****es, I'm Rick James."

    It's still funny. And I really do say that when people ask me about my weight loss. It's a fairly good deterrent.
  • neenaj33
    neenaj33 Posts: 347 Member
    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    Is that from the rick james skit?.......fu** yo couch lmao hilarious

    And I says "Listen b****es, I'm Rick James."

    It's still funny. And I really do say that when people ask me about my weight loss. It's a fairly good deterrent.

    Love it!
  • MeredithRN
    MeredithRN Posts: 119 Member
    "I wished really hard on the brightest star."

    "I just woke up like this."

    "What are you talking about? I didn't get smaller, you just got bigger." (Similar to the whole- 'did you get a haircut?' "No, my head got bigger!!")

    My faves on here were the chasing girls comment and the meth/cocaine comments.
  • Missylydia
    Missylydia Posts: 304 Member
    I took my yearly shower and just shrunk....
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