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  • KRhyan16
    KRhyan16 Posts: 9
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    I had a pea and a leaf of spinach every hour, on the hour. And rubbed peanut butter on my skin like lotion :)
  • neenaj33
    neenaj33 Posts: 347 Member
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    " I spit and not swallow" food of course
  • TheDudette
    TheDudette Posts: 174
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
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    a magic pill. and drank my neighbors pee. all while laying on the couch eating potato chips. i highly recommend it!
  • neenaj33
    neenaj33 Posts: 347 Member
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    Is that from the rick james skit?.......fu** yo couch lmao hilarious
  • Missylydia
    Missylydia Posts: 304 Member
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    Laxatives...
  • TheDudette
    TheDudette Posts: 174
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    Is that from the rick james skit?.......fu** yo couch lmao hilarious

    And I says "Listen b****es, I'm Rick James."

    It's still funny. And I really do say that when people ask me about my weight loss. It's a fairly good deterrent.
  • neenaj33
    neenaj33 Posts: 347 Member
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    Is that from the rick james skit?.......fu** yo couch lmao hilarious

    And I says "Listen b****es, I'm Rick James."

    It's still funny. And I really do say that when people ask me about my weight loss. It's a fairly good deterrent.

    Love it!
  • MeredithRN
    MeredithRN Posts: 119 Member
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    "I wished really hard on the brightest star."

    "I just woke up like this."

    "What are you talking about? I didn't get smaller, you just got bigger." (Similar to the whole- 'did you get a haircut?' "No, my head got bigger!!")

    My faves on here were the chasing girls comment and the meth/cocaine comments.
  • Missylydia
    Missylydia Posts: 304 Member
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    I took my yearly shower and just shrunk....
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    I just tell them you need to dance under a full moon wearing nothing but clown shoes and a pink tutu,while shaking chicken bones and chanting UNGA BUNGA for at least 15 minutes
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    the wife said take it off you, or keep it off me...
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
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    ...that hated question:

    How did you do it?!?!?! XD

    Bend over and I'll show ya!!! :tongue:
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
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    drinking my first urine of the day lmao gets them everytime
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    Crack...
  • kellybug123
    kellybug123 Posts: 240
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    It's those dang Ninja battles I keep running into some how

    I was practicing running from Zombies and some of the fat just started falling off....I wouldn't walk behind me if I was you....it's still falling

    Well....first I tried dealing with my weight as an anorexic did, but then I remembered I liked food too much. So then I tried to go the behlemic route, turns out I REALLY hate throwing up. After that I decided to get really serious and starting exercising and making better decisions when it came to food.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    ...that hated question:

    How did you do it?!?!?! XD

    "It' is always done in the nude, or at least with all necessary parts exposed. Please don't ask with whom because I never kiss and tell.
  • MrsFarrow
    MrsFarrow Posts: 326 Member
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    Here's a typical response from me to ANY stupid question:

    How'd you do it?

    Do what?

    Lose weight!

    What do you...HOLY GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.


    Last time I got my arm tattooed, a co-worker goes "Did you get a tattoo?" I went "No?" Which of course prompted an odd look. They went "You're kidding, nice joke, what's on your arm then?" I freaked out for like 5 minutes with a bunch of WHAT THE HELL I SHOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHO THE HELL WOULD TATTOO SOMEONE WHO WAS ASLEEP GOD ALMIGHTY I'M SO ANGRY GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
  • sesecat
    sesecat Posts: 124 Member
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    the wife said take it off you, or keep it off me...

    ROFL!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    I sawed off a limb...without morphine!

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