"The pile of clothes "

ok so we all have that pile of clothes in the back of the wardrobe , you know the ones ... mines called the "your kiddin me pile " well my pile escapes from the wardrobe every now n then gets a longing look then refolded and placed back in there with a sigh . why am i telling you this ? Well i volunteared to help my younger brother (a cheff) waitress at a charity event hes cooking for ... he called me last night and said "by the way sis id like all the waitresses in white top n black skirt or trousers " i said yep no problem . well i get up this am only to find the black skirt i had falls off me " oh s**t ... i ran round the bedroom like a headless chicken in a blind panic for a few moments then remembered my pile of clothes .. thinking to my self hummmm i wonder .... there in my wardrobe hidden in the darkest depths was a pair of black trousers that were not 1 but 2 sizes smaller than what ive been wearing ... well i took them out and looked at them held them up and thought to myself ... Your kiddin me .... anyhow they were my last hope so i very carefully put them on and to my suprise they pulled up ??? i was astounded now here comes the worst bit will they do up ...drum roll......... OMG there a little tight but yes they did im amazed ... im now going to free the pile at the back of the wardrobe ..........:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: